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🌻Law Abiding Citizen❄️ Skaði's Aquatic Badger 🦦
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♓︎☉, ♋︎☾, ♌︎↑ // SB ☉, Pushya ☾, Pushya ↑, Dhanishta AK.
Chaotic good. 90s kid. Norse pagan.
I'll add something witty too once.
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March 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
MY ONLY WAY TO SEE YOUUUUUU
IS TO DREAM YOUUUUU
BUT WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I SLEEP THENNNNNNN FUCK IIITTTTTTT
March 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
mark my words, ***** **** **** ** **** **** ** ** *** ***** **** *** ***** *****
February 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
i will not provide context but well, this explains things
February 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i think my mom's L10 in H12 Pushya describes her being a forever-sahm to a mentall disabled kid so perfectly
January 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
me: i'll ask for X sign because no way in hell will i accidentally stumble upon that thing in my environment
my guides: hold my beer *send me the sign, clearly stating it is a sign*
if i ever doubt myself again i'll just need to analyze my attitude and faith in the universe
January 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The Germans press is not having as much trouble discerning what happened as the American press. www.zeit.de/kultur/2025-...
Elon Musk: Ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß
Elon Musk streckt den rechten Arm, und alle springen drüber. Willkommen im neuen Aufmerksamkeitsregime.
www.zeit.de
January 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
sorry, babe, i can't, i'm conducting an experiment on how long nipple hairs can grow without any intervention
January 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if your video or ad has one if the typical social media speaking tones (whispering, influencer dumb tone, influencer excited tone, fake sleepy tone, "i obviously did not memorize this" tone, fuck knows what else) there's a 98% chance i'll just scroll because i think you're an annoying bitch
January 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
soo, does instagram make you randomly follow (probably ai) accounts that promote absolute bullshit psychology/health takes? because i can't remember following an account like the one i just unfollowed 🤨🤨
January 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
here's your random reminder that if one of your kids is autistic or otherwise neurodivergent and needs support, there's a pretty good chance that the "normal" kid(s) that you'll probably end up neglecting so the "sick" kid can get support, is also neurodivergent, just copes better
January 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
me: *asks for a sign*
that one account who sometimes posts the exact thing i often get as a sign: *posts the thing*
me: *sees sign*
also me: okay but was that a sign, am i fucking psychic, or am i delusional
January 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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A simple guide to avoiding cancellation:

1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification.

2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself.

3) Don't say hateful shit.

4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard.

5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.
January 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
don't hate me guys for saying this, but i'm reading papers on ASD and pragmatics rn, and i started thinking... since empathy is "imagining yourself in the shoes of others" when you say you have empathy for the plushie that fell off the bed; well, i think that's more just projection 😬
January 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"I hOpE wE mEeT iN aNoThEr LiFe" BITCH I'M ME FROM THE PREVIOUS ONE AND I DEMAND YOU MEET ME IN THIS ONE, PLUS FUCK YOU
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"Ragna why won't you do casual?" putting it aside that i *need* an emotional bond, i've seen what men are like in bed when they're allegedly in love with you, i think i'm good without performances worse than that (and considering how y'all complain about 5-minute-Freds, my experiences count as good)
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
scrolling on twitter keeps reminding me that some of y'all think of your disabilities as a life sentence, not as something you need to learn to live with and ride the highs of, and i'll be the woke, toxic positivity bitch to say it: y'all sabotage yourselves out of making the best of your lives
January 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
not to be self-centered but i have a feeling that my mother doesn't just accidentally buy the wrong size of things that often (we're like 1-2 sizes apart), she just wants to give me things without me being able to say no or making it awkward 😅 and i don't want to be proven otherwise
January 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sometimes i want to tweet some things but then i accidentally srcoll away or something and decide that it was a sign that ir's not worth it
January 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
HURRY UUUPPPPPPPPPPP
January 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
if you're a person who chooses their words very carefully i want you to remind yourself every now and then that not everyone, even not everyone around you, does so. you have every right to be upset with them but you need to know that there's a big chance it's an expression issue, not an intent issue
January 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ate three green-leaning bananas this past two days and my bladder doesn't want to burst every two to three hours; wow maybe it really is just low potassium levels after all!! (i've known this, but i'm also taking herbal meds for bladder inflammation, that i'm prone to)
January 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
this is why it's better if the person cooking does the shopping (and they should preferebly have a general idea of what they have in the fridge/pantry)
btw i've stopped doing this when i started writing shopping lists and sticking to them (well, more or less, a few extra canned items sometimes come)
January 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM