Today I told my
Husband I wanted a divorce. He responded to me by asking if we own a lint roller.
A lint roller
Husband I wanted a divorce. He responded to me by asking if we own a lint roller.
A lint roller
December 22, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Today I told my
Husband I wanted a divorce. He responded to me by asking if we own a lint roller.
A lint roller
Husband I wanted a divorce. He responded to me by asking if we own a lint roller.
A lint roller
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Elon Musk, who’s not in any way a government official, is now trying to force a government shutdown by threatening government officials. Sounds like an act of terrorism against the United States government. Deport his ass.
December 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Elon Musk, who’s not in any way a government official, is now trying to force a government shutdown by threatening government officials. Sounds like an act of terrorism against the United States government. Deport his ass.
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Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
December 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯
December 15, 2024 at 10:48 PM
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯
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We’re about to see how much loss, pain and suffering people are willing to take in exchange for not wanting to vote for a woman.
December 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
We’re about to see how much loss, pain and suffering people are willing to take in exchange for not wanting to vote for a woman.
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Yes of course. We be dumbass👍👍
December 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Yes of course. We be dumbass👍👍
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
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Elon Musk spent Thanksgiving with Donald Trump at Mar-A-Largo and not a moment with any of his 12 children.
These are the scumbags want to ram their “Traditional Family Values” down our throats.
Not a single one of them have any conviction and yet MAGA obliges.
These are the scumbags want to ram their “Traditional Family Values” down our throats.
Not a single one of them have any conviction and yet MAGA obliges.
November 29, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Elon Musk spent Thanksgiving with Donald Trump at Mar-A-Largo and not a moment with any of his 12 children.
These are the scumbags want to ram their “Traditional Family Values” down our throats.
Not a single one of them have any conviction and yet MAGA obliges.
These are the scumbags want to ram their “Traditional Family Values” down our throats.
Not a single one of them have any conviction and yet MAGA obliges.
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BREAKING: The Israeli security cabinet has voted in favor of a US-brokered ceasefire deal to end the fighting with Hezbollah in Lebanon.
President Biden to address the nation at 2:30PM from the Rose Garden.
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!
President Biden to address the nation at 2:30PM from the Rose Garden.
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!
November 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
BREAKING: The Israeli security cabinet has voted in favor of a US-brokered ceasefire deal to end the fighting with Hezbollah in Lebanon.
President Biden to address the nation at 2:30PM from the Rose Garden.
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!
President Biden to address the nation at 2:30PM from the Rose Garden.
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!
The Media’s favorite trick is to lift up Rump during campaign season and then after he’s elected try to educate the public on just how bad he is for the country. Rinse repeat
November 26, 2024 at 3:05 PM
The Media’s favorite trick is to lift up Rump during campaign season and then after he’s elected try to educate the public on just how bad he is for the country. Rinse repeat
Going to see Wicked today. (Have seen the musical twice) how much Kleenex should I bring for me a group of tweens?
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Going to see Wicked today. (Have seen the musical twice) how much Kleenex should I bring for me a group of tweens?
This summer I volunteered to handle the social media of a local school board candidate. This candidate was the real deal. A top notch guy. Sadly, he leaned on the “expertise” of a city council member.
Bad advice now has our schools in a worse place than last election.
Bad advice now has our schools in a worse place than last election.
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
This summer I volunteered to handle the social media of a local school board candidate. This candidate was the real deal. A top notch guy. Sadly, he leaned on the “expertise” of a city council member.
Bad advice now has our schools in a worse place than last election.
Bad advice now has our schools in a worse place than last election.
My kid asked for a record player for Christmas. I thought that was so cute until I went to buy vinyls for it. My gawd. We aren’t in Tower Records on a Saturday night anymore
November 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
My kid asked for a record player for Christmas. I thought that was so cute until I went to buy vinyls for it. My gawd. We aren’t in Tower Records on a Saturday night anymore
Why does he smell like marshmallows?
November 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Why does he smell like marshmallows?
If you are thinking about going to the grocery store tonight. Stop right there and go earl, like way early tomorrow
November 24, 2024 at 12:09 AM
If you are thinking about going to the grocery store tonight. Stop right there and go earl, like way early tomorrow
Me from 3 weeks ago would be horrified. Now I’m like “I warned you but at least my CA kids will have less competition when they apply to college in 5.5 years”
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State Board of Education approves Bible-infused curriculum (The Texas Tribune)
The State Board of Education signaled support for a new state curriculum that critics say overemphasizes Christianity. Board members are expected to make a f...
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November 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Me from 3 weeks ago would be horrified. Now I’m like “I warned you but at least my CA kids will have less competition when they apply to college in 5.5 years”
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If you’d told me back in 1987 that the party of Reagan would win in the year 2024 by running a Russian leader puppet felon traitor rapist who ran on pulling us out of NATO and telling us that our country sucked, I would have laughed my ass off and asked what you were smoking.
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 AM
If you’d told me back in 1987 that the party of Reagan would win in the year 2024 by running a Russian leader puppet felon traitor rapist who ran on pulling us out of NATO and telling us that our country sucked, I would have laughed my ass off and asked what you were smoking.
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This kid got 2
JO times
Today at her swim meet. Celebrate the wins.
JO times
Today at her swim meet. Celebrate the wins.
November 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
This kid got 2
JO times
Today at her swim meet. Celebrate the wins.
JO times
Today at her swim meet. Celebrate the wins.
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FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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If you came from the old place and want to reconnect with your Dem friends, we're going to help you get started.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
November 15, 2024 at 3:59 AM
If you came from the old place and want to reconnect with your Dem friends, we're going to help you get started.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
Hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1K, and most importantly, REPOST, then follow each other back.
The EASIEST way to follow is clicking "reposts" and going down the list.
In a time when I worry my daughters won’t have much of a future, I am choosing to celebrate their wins. This kid who used to walk a good lot of the xc races, got her best time today and has fallen in love with running.
November 14, 2024 at 8:58 PM
In a time when I worry my daughters won’t have much of a future, I am choosing to celebrate their wins. This kid who used to walk a good lot of the xc races, got her best time today and has fallen in love with running.
Twin A is an interesting bird. Most recent quote “nothing scarier than an old white man”
November 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Twin A is an interesting bird. Most recent quote “nothing scarier than an old white man”
Im off to go watch my kid come 89th in her cross country meet.
November 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Im off to go watch my kid come 89th in her cross country meet.