My daughters new favorite nonsense word is "cock". She doesn't know it has a meaning. If you ask her anything and she wants to be silly, she says "hmmmmmm cock!" 🤦🏽‍♀️

How is YOUR life going?

You think Lonny Musk and Donny T lay in bed at night and make their PPs kiss like Benny Mussolini and Dolphy Hitler did? 😘

Why did your toddler cry today?
Mine cried because I would not let her eat raw chicken.
"Mom, I NEVER ever get to eat that chicken!"

I really wish people would look forward at least while driving. I swear lately it's just been like dodging accidents every other turn.

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

My daughter from the other room: "shut up"
Me: "What did you say?"
Her: "NUFFING! I just wuv you!"
😒🫣🤣

#itsnotaboutTIKTOK

Maybe it's just a coincidence, but they banned TIKTOK yesterday and here I am because Facebook just doesn't feel worth it anymore.

I hope the algorithm puts me in touch with people who are
-angry enough to change the world
-anti-maga
-pro-women
-pro public schools
-LGBTQ+ embracing!