I sense a movie script coming on…

Damn right they are.

You’d give up pretty much anything for an hour of necking with this boy…having ended up with a husband who can’t kiss and can’t be taught how to save his life.

Yes. And then you get flashbacks to how good of a kisser he was. So good, your brain got scrambled. 😵‍💫

Or some obscure Elvis Costello album. Still works.

Kind of! He might be one. It’s like, not obvious bad boy. Your parents would let him keep you out late. But you’d spend the whole time talking about some obscure book you’d both read and necking in his dad’s car.

I had a crush on the singer of a band from Newfoundland called Hardship Post, back when Halifax NS was the scene—I was in art college—short, cute, dark, named Sebastian Lippa, bespectacled. He was one. Now he’s a city planner in Vancouver.

No…but preserving 77 years of their bullshit while erasing thousands of years of another culture is peak cunt behaviour.

I’m actually thinking of real people I’ve known who fit this bill. If you’ve been in a teen mag, chances are you’re more conventionally attractive. Glasses may or may not be involved. (Who am I kidding, they usually are).

Really? Good to know: I wonder if the videos I’ve seen are AI. They make it appear that cheetahs don’t attack humans because they’re too small, i.e. not like lions or tigers. And that they’re like large cats (their sounds are like meows or chirps).