this is how the song goes these days right

Porthos and his emotional support slipper he stole from Archer three years ago. Nobody knows where the other shoe is

Thanks @goodboyporthos.bsky.social for providing the screencap :D

Watching Archer bullshit his way out of problems he started has got to be the funniest thing about ent

If Hayes and Reed had their fight during s1-2 Archer would’ve invited them over for a meal to help sort out their differences. It’s so awkward that Hayes and Reed settle it just so they never go back

it’s been a long road getting from there (monday) to here (friday)

More things I wish happened in ent: Porthos being besties with an orange cat belonging to Reed

Porthos getting zoomies while Archer is on an important call 🏃🏃🏃

Something I wish we got to see on screen is Porthos jumping on Archer then dropping a tennis ball on him the second he opens his eyes

If you’re after a show that will leave you thinking “wtf did I just watch and I’m hooked” I highly recommend The Immortal (2000)

Jonathan Archer is an entitled dog dad and backseat driver. Change my mind

Archerposting will continue until @goodboyporthos.bsky.social's morale improves

star trek doll meme now presenting: war criminal captain.

he comes with the space suit, the flight suit, a beagle, a phase pistol, and a communicator – everything you need to go commit war crimes in the expanse!

Hello! I’m Rae. I will yap about anything and everything

I watched st: ent five years ago and I’ve had brainrot ever since

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