Rae Fooks
@raefooks.bsky.social
i teach yoga and lie down a lot. wife guy when she’s being nice to me
girlfriend is out so it’s time to eat all my stinky foods. we’re talking tuna, we’re talking blue cheese. we’re talking beetroot and balsamic lentil cakes. a perfectly formed meal
March 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
girlfriend is out so it’s time to eat all my stinky foods. we’re talking tuna, we’re talking blue cheese. we’re talking beetroot and balsamic lentil cakes. a perfectly formed meal
it’s me, explaining to my girlfriend that i can’t apply to be head of legal at a campaigning nonprofit with my background in data. “everything is maths”, she exclaims, shaking her head michael mcintyre style. it’s when that fringe be all a-quiver that i know i’ve lost her 💔🪦
February 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
it’s me, explaining to my girlfriend that i can’t apply to be head of legal at a campaigning nonprofit with my background in data. “everything is maths”, she exclaims, shaking her head michael mcintyre style. it’s when that fringe be all a-quiver that i know i’ve lost her 💔🪦
patiently waiting for the fan edit of severance’s mark and helly to pulp’s common people
January 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
patiently waiting for the fan edit of severance’s mark and helly to pulp’s common people
don’t mind me, just astral projecting thru the roof of this church until the vicar stops talking about his spotify wrapped
December 15, 2024 at 10:40 PM
don’t mind me, just astral projecting thru the roof of this church until the vicar stops talking about his spotify wrapped
not to post exclusively about movie soundtracks but we watched meet me in st louis last night and now the household won’t stop playing the trolley song. we’ve been louis-pilled. addicted to hearing judy sing, conspiratorially, “clang clang clang”
December 15, 2024 at 2:14 PM
not to post exclusively about movie soundtracks but we watched meet me in st louis last night and now the household won’t stop playing the trolley song. we’ve been louis-pilled. addicted to hearing judy sing, conspiratorially, “clang clang clang”
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Misconception that Santa’s belly is like a bowl full of jelly. He actually feels like a dolphin
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Misconception that Santa’s belly is like a bowl full of jelly. He actually feels like a dolphin
watching much ado about nothing, 1993
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
watching much ado about nothing, 1993
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embroidered a medieval anchoress for my friend’s 30th birthday (she already has a tattoo of this same image!)
December 2, 2024 at 12:08 PM
embroidered a medieval anchoress for my friend’s 30th birthday (she already has a tattoo of this same image!)
mind has been poisoned. i wake up to a raging storm outside my window and think, amazing. there will be less people at the gym
December 7, 2024 at 9:30 AM
mind has been poisoned. i wake up to a raging storm outside my window and think, amazing. there will be less people at the gym
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I'm gonna get swoll about this
December 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I'm gonna get swoll about this
flatmate just said “even when i can’t hear you i can feel you wiggling” HMMMMMM jealousy is STILL not a good look i see
December 1, 2024 at 9:22 PM
flatmate just said “even when i can’t hear you i can feel you wiggling” HMMMMMM jealousy is STILL not a good look i see
oh babe! so sweet of u to think of me. i would LOVE to attend but unfortunately i am sequestered for the duration of the papal conclave
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
oh babe! so sweet of u to think of me. i would LOVE to attend but unfortunately i am sequestered for the duration of the papal conclave
if i were a bog body i think i’d werk it. getting 2 b spooky whilst preserving my late-twenties skin texture? mama clag me up
November 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM
if i were a bog body i think i’d werk it. getting 2 b spooky whilst preserving my late-twenties skin texture? mama clag me up
residents of the hornsey area, rest easy in your beds; marmite the cat has been found 😌
November 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
residents of the hornsey area, rest easy in your beds; marmite the cat has been found 😌
hmmmmmmm my wife hung up on me to video a cat. im thinking………divorce
November 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
hmmmmmmm my wife hung up on me to video a cat. im thinking………divorce
“i never see you at the canteen” okay? i never see u writing personal essays on ur lunch-break on why dummies need faith for comfort bcos u read the god delusion age 11
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
“i never see you at the canteen” okay? i never see u writing personal essays on ur lunch-break on why dummies need faith for comfort bcos u read the god delusion age 11
can chia seeds that get lodged in your toothbrush hatch into small disgusting brown flies overnight? asking for me
November 27, 2024 at 8:34 PM
can chia seeds that get lodged in your toothbrush hatch into small disgusting brown flies overnight? asking for me
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going feral in a wife-honoring way
July 2, 2023 at 6:35 AM
going feral in a wife-honoring way
help! i folded my beanie so many times it disappeared. the noggin is exposed
November 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM
help! i folded my beanie so many times it disappeared. the noggin is exposed
whenever i see that lindt master chocolatier, i just know he’s up to some crazy nonsense
November 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
whenever i see that lindt master chocolatier, i just know he’s up to some crazy nonsense
watched crouching tiger, hidden dragon today
November 23, 2024 at 9:12 PM
watched crouching tiger, hidden dragon today
one of my girlfriend’s first notes after leaving the cinema was “it feels weird that they know about gravity in oz”. and she is in queer media. so its nice that she spoke to that x
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
one of my girlfriend’s first notes after leaving the cinema was “it feels weird that they know about gravity in oz”. and she is in queer media. so its nice that she spoke to that x
mmm i do that stretch in the gym. feels as juicy as it looks
pulled in the lane behind this and almost crashed my car
November 22, 2024 at 7:46 PM
mmm i do that stretch in the gym. feels as juicy as it looks
one corner of my wisdom tooth has emerged from the gum. i keep thinking there’s something in my teeth but it’s just my tooth that’s in my teeth
November 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
one corner of my wisdom tooth has emerged from the gum. i keep thinking there’s something in my teeth but it’s just my tooth that’s in my teeth