Lando hearing the voices telling him to missile himself right into max

@sheaserrano.bsky.social said it best “Someone's going to get paid to do what you wanna do, it might as well be you.“ That, and a healthy amount of compartmentalization when I do fail.

Clipse making it so there’s technically at least three artists skews this too. 1. Clipse 2. blink-182 3. Kendrick 4. Tyler 5. RTJ

I listened to Mark Hoppus’s audiobook and wanted to relisten to blink’s entire discography.

The ghost of Bill France loading his revolver as he reads this

It’s like a video of debris and sediment being cleared from a storm drain

I mostly grew up in South Florida and now most of my family lives elsewhere, myself included. It’s the first year where I wasn’t deployed that I’m not going back there for thanksgiving. My wife and I aren't even cooking. We ordered meals we’re picking up from a restaurant we love on our street.

these guys would have loved Bluesky

The thing about Graeme is he Le Sux

You can make the argument that North Alabama irrevocably broke FSU, which is immensely funnier

Oz, The Shield, and Justified come to mind. Rome is decent, Six Feet Under, Deep Space 9

So much about what is happening in Washington makes sense when you see who their assistant head coach is

When it launched wasn’t there a vague “Yeah, we’ll get it eventually.“ statement when all the other carriers got access?

eating a michelin starred cheesesteak on the adjacent basketball court bleachers, as one does (because there’s no where else to sit.)

A liberal town sheriff spit on my uncle and chased him into the woods.

Do I ever post about my time in? Hardly.

Did I get a free biscuit and coffee for breakfast and chicken for lunch? Absolutely.