Rob-ber Baron
@radioowls.bsky.social
Chicago | Attorney | He/Him 🏳️🌈
is mayonnaise an instrument 🎺
is mayonnaise an instrument 🎺
please give me validation for playing at my scary piano recital thank you for your attention to this matter
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
please give me validation for playing at my scary piano recital thank you for your attention to this matter
For those who come after.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
For those who come after.
Logging in to my work computer this morning and rereading my positive annual review from yesterday.
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Logging in to my work computer this morning and rereading my positive annual review from yesterday.
Husband and I are currently arguing and need help. I keep complaining that the cat keeps stealing my seat when I get up, and he keeps telling me to just move him. But that's a preposterous suggestion, right? Just look at him!!
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Husband and I are currently arguing and need help. I keep complaining that the cat keeps stealing my seat when I get up, and he keeps telling me to just move him. But that's a preposterous suggestion, right? Just look at him!!
I haven't noticed any huge drawbacks with my 32gb setup, which I use for gaming and some intensive programs here and there. I'm happy with it!
October 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I haven't noticed any huge drawbacks with my 32gb setup, which I use for gaming and some intensive programs here and there. I'm happy with it!
The life of a showgirl
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The life of a showgirl
Biweekly piano lesson trip. I managed to wear a shirt that *prominently* displays how sweaty I got in the heat. On the plus side, I got to ride the Pride train.
July 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Biweekly piano lesson trip. I managed to wear a shirt that *prominently* displays how sweaty I got in the heat. On the plus side, I got to ride the Pride train.
Look at this cat but ignore how I eat cheese sticks.
July 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Look at this cat but ignore how I eat cheese sticks.
I love having a supportive husband.
July 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I love having a supportive husband.
Happy (VERY HOT) Pride!
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy (VERY HOT) Pride!
Oh. Apparently, some progress actually *can* be made with regular weightlifting (though the light is doing me a lot of favors).
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh. Apparently, some progress actually *can* be made with regular weightlifting (though the light is doing me a lot of favors).
Buying these stupid dice as a lil comfort treat to combat the economy free fall scaries.
April 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Buying these stupid dice as a lil comfort treat to combat the economy free fall scaries.
Follow-up: this review influenced me to buy this stuffed gay arena cat.
March 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Follow-up: this review influenced me to buy this stuffed gay arena cat.
The gang's all here. @regrettablyjake.com
March 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The gang's all here. @regrettablyjake.com
Girl, not this. @regrettablyjake.bsky.social
February 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Girl, not this. @regrettablyjake.bsky.social
Looking back, I’m amazed that of all the branching paths in life I could have taken, and of all the choices I could have made, I picked the perfect combination—the exact configuration to propel me through time and space and intersect with you. A most beautiful collision. @regrettablyjake.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Looking back, I’m amazed that of all the branching paths in life I could have taken, and of all the choices I could have made, I picked the perfect combination—the exact configuration to propel me through time and space and intersect with you. A most beautiful collision. @regrettablyjake.bsky.social
It's a bit messy right now, but I'm kind of loving how the living room is coming together.
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's a bit messy right now, but I'm kind of loving how the living room is coming together.
Ah yes, today's biggest headlines from the NYT, including the vastly important ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶s̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶m̶a̶n̶t̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶e̶d̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶b̶u̶r̶e̶a̶u̶c̶r̶a̶c̶y̶ ̶ "The Sims" birthday🎉
February 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ah yes, today's biggest headlines from the NYT, including the vastly important ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶s̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶m̶a̶n̶t̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶e̶d̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶b̶u̶r̶e̶a̶u̶c̶r̶a̶c̶y̶ ̶ "The Sims" birthday🎉
lol jk I just put in my notice
January 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
lol jk I just put in my notice