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Rob-ber Baron
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Chicago | Attorney | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

is mayonnaise an instrument 🎺
please give me validation for playing at my scary piano recital thank you for your attention to this matter
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
For those who come after.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Logging in to my work computer this morning and rereading my positive annual review from yesterday.
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Husband and I are currently arguing and need help. I keep complaining that the cat keeps stealing my seat when I get up, and he keeps telling me to just move him. But that's a preposterous suggestion, right? Just look at him!!
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The life of a showgirl
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@regrettablyjake.com is still asleep after taking a sick day, meaning I finished a full pot of coffee by myself today, AMA.
September 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Biweekly piano lesson trip. I managed to wear a shirt that *prominently* displays how sweaty I got in the heat. On the plus side, I got to ride the Pride train.
July 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Thar she blows.
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Look at this cat but ignore how I eat cheese sticks.
July 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oops, I did it.
Ugh, do I give in to the temptation to just buy this piano I've had my eye on??????
July 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ugh, do I give in to the temptation to just buy this piano I've had my eye on??????
July 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I love having a supportive husband.
July 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Had a peanut butter and banana sandwich for the first time last night, and I think I'm finally alive.
July 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's so refreshing to have a supervisor who, because they're perceptive, took something off my plate on their own initiative because they could sense I was starting to feel a little overwhelmed. I'm thankful to be in a position where I can finally say I love my job.
June 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy (VERY HOT) Pride!
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
June 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My dream man. @regrettablyjake.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh. Apparently, some progress actually *can* be made with regular weightlifting (though the light is doing me a lot of favors).
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
May 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oral argument.
April 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Rob-ber Baron
Gays will be like, “She saved my life,” and it’s just...

TC-14 from the Phantom Menace
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Buying these stupid dice as a lil comfort treat to combat the economy free fall scaries.
April 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Follow-up: this review influenced me to buy this stuffed gay arena cat.
March 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
One embarrassingly millennial thing about me is my music taste is stuck in 2010s stomp n' holler. :(
March 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The gang's all here. @regrettablyjake.com
March 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM