The Real Marx Uckerberg
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i don't get it. these roy kids never left the union
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i don't get it. these roy kids never left the union
i have spent three days shoveling, and trying to get my dog to shit in the snow, and going to work, and grocery shopping and damn if i don't wanna break my dry january tonight. i have had enough
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i have spent three days shoveling, and trying to get my dog to shit in the snow, and going to work, and grocery shopping and damn if i don't wanna break my dry january tonight. i have had enough
that legolas and gimli meme about fighting alongside your enemy but it's coastal elites and midwesterners and one of them says ope!
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
that legolas and gimli meme about fighting alongside your enemy but it's coastal elites and midwesterners and one of them says ope!
if you're seeing what's going on minneapolis and you think (rightly) that community and solidarity are what will save us, a good place to start would be shoveling someone else's sidewalk today
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
if you're seeing what's going on minneapolis and you think (rightly) that community and solidarity are what will save us, a good place to start would be shoveling someone else's sidewalk today
mom, can you come pick me up? yeah, the wegman's is playing songs i don't recognize by people younger than me and i'm scared
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
mom, can you come pick me up? yeah, the wegman's is playing songs i don't recognize by people younger than me and i'm scared
coffee guy stuff is mainstream enough now that we can stop making fun of them. it is time to come together to bully the real freaks, Tea People
January 21, 2026 at 1:52 AM
coffee guy stuff is mainstream enough now that we can stop making fun of them. it is time to come together to bully the real freaks, Tea People
cargo pants to the polls
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
cargo pants to the polls
had this thought yesterday when most of my compensation adjustment came in the form of equity. my salary is gambling
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
had this thought yesterday when most of my compensation adjustment came in the form of equity. my salary is gambling
hell yeah cut to the hot mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
hell yeah cut to the hot mayor
what if santa was in the criterion closet?
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
what if santa was in the criterion closet?
mr krabs is for sure in the epstein files
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
mr krabs is for sure in the epstein files
honk if you're listening to the classic 1993 counting crows record august and everything after
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
honk if you're listening to the classic 1993 counting crows record august and everything after
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just got this year’s Therapy Wrapped. I talked about my mom for 1000 minutes
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
just got this year’s Therapy Wrapped. I talked about my mom for 1000 minutes
phineas and ferb had hoes
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
phineas and ferb had hoes
my coworkers are also on a no/low caffeine crusade. (ex)baristas say death before decaf
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
my coworkers are also on a no/low caffeine crusade. (ex)baristas say death before decaf
now that i'm older and am viewing with a more critical eye, i can see that the point of mad men all along was that january jones is hot
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
now that i'm older and am viewing with a more critical eye, i can see that the point of mad men all along was that january jones is hot
they already made a hockey romance tv show. it's called letterkenny
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
they already made a hockey romance tv show. it's called letterkenny
zou bisou bisou, zou bisou, zou bisou, le creuset fondue (zou bisou bisou)
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
zou bisou bisou, zou bisou, zou bisou, le creuset fondue (zou bisou bisou)
mary did you know that $NVDA would drop in the fourth quarter of 2025?
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
mary did you know that $NVDA would drop in the fourth quarter of 2025?
"everybody knows a turkey"? think again, pal. i've never met a turkey in my life
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"everybody knows a turkey"? think again, pal. i've never met a turkey in my life
who up all at once looking across a crowded room to say the way the light attaches to a girl?
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
who up all at once looking across a crowded room to say the way the light attaches to a girl?
when they first said katy perry was dating the former prime minister of canada i thought they were lying. it's trudeau
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
when they first said katy perry was dating the former prime minister of canada i thought they were lying. it's trudeau
i listened to geese 2 times but i listened to charly, charli, and wayne like 300 times
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i listened to geese 2 times but i listened to charly, charli, and wayne like 300 times
i am extremely back on my bullshit (listening to the 1962 duo album undercurrent by bill evans and jim hall)
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i am extremely back on my bullshit (listening to the 1962 duo album undercurrent by bill evans and jim hall)
yo my jira wrapped was crazy
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
yo my jira wrapped was crazy