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Pinned
And would it be wrong to want it? The world's juiciest pear?
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👩‍🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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what if instead of working i just became a bird today
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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When you consider how often I used to be compared to Sheldon Cooper it's kind of crazy that no one thought I should be tested for autism.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Asking the waiter for one of their largest decomposing vegetables then impressing my date with how quickly I break it down with my superior enzymes
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Don’t let the fear destroy you.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Very interested in what the "Become a Messiah" skill tree looks like for a worm
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Nothing like getting a little tipsy on wine and yapping about parkour to you coworker
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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i think its time i faced facts. im not an evil wizard. im usually a cursed swordsman
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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bet it feels good as fuck to be a fungus using enzymes to break down detritus in order to absorb the nutrients
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I'm terrible at video games but I'm good at being a friend
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Good god I just wish I knew what the fuck was going on with my back, and what to do about it. This is eating me alive. It's hard to feel like I'll ever be free from it
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Good morning Ontario I have worn the same outfit three days in a row
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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There comes a time… in every young man’s life… when he must untwink his OCs
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Really gotta stop constantly surveilling myself
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Man why did I say yes to this KNOWING I really really didn't want to
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You think you want to be with 30-year-old straight men until you have one in your house for more than 30 minutes
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I am currently seeking a drag child, but they have to take on the name Auntie Fat Shits (anti fascist)
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Comment être lui
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Big egg guy recently. Wonder if this means anything for me
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Need a crazy body harness swing in my living room so I can lie suspended above my coffee table while doing my jigsaw puzzles
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Physio prescribed me lying down and kegels
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM