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Mocking Revolving Door Admins who suck-up to board members and any admin on a higher rung. Shifting the paradigm through egregious use of acronyms and eduspeak.
Mocking Revolving Door Admins who suck-up to board members and any admin on a higher rung. Shifting the paradigm through egregious use of acronyms and eduspeak.
The Back to the Future remake looks promising as Mr. Strickland finally realizes that Marty's tardy problem is the fault of his teachers. Rumor has it that Huey Lewis will be changing The Power of Love to The Power of Clear Learning Targets.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Back to the Future remake looks promising as Mr. Strickland finally realizes that Marty's tardy problem is the fault of his teachers. Rumor has it that Huey Lewis will be changing The Power of Love to The Power of Clear Learning Targets.
The original Elm Street script reveals that Nancy fell asleep and dreamt about Freddy because her teacher wasn't engaging her in the learning process. After waking, Nancy realized that there wasn't a CLT, ESLR, or Power Standard posted, which caused her to scream hysterically.
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The original Elm Street script reveals that Nancy fell asleep and dreamt about Freddy because her teacher wasn't engaging her in the learning process. After waking, Nancy realized that there wasn't a CLT, ESLR, or Power Standard posted, which caused her to scream hysterically.
Rumor is that the original Scream script had principal Himbry reprimanding the teacher instead of expelling the students. The writers had to change it after realizing that there would be no Woodsboro murders if teachers did a better job with creating engaging lessons.
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Rumor is that the original Scream script had principal Himbry reprimanding the teacher instead of expelling the students. The writers had to change it after realizing that there would be no Woodsboro murders if teachers did a better job with creating engaging lessons.
Not only will you be the life of the party, but you'll also get to evaluate other partygoers on their choice of costume without first disclosing the criteria on which they are to be evaluated.
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Not only will you be the life of the party, but you'll also get to evaluate other partygoers on their choice of costume without first disclosing the criteria on which they are to be evaluated.
Wait, detention?
Mandatory detention?
Mandatory detention on a Saturday?
Me showing up on a Saturday morning to monitor said detention?
Clearly, my policy of voluntary lunch detention is much more effective because no students show up for me to monitor.
Mandatory detention?
Mandatory detention on a Saturday?
Me showing up on a Saturday morning to monitor said detention?
Clearly, my policy of voluntary lunch detention is much more effective because no students show up for me to monitor.
September 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wait, detention?
Mandatory detention?
Mandatory detention on a Saturday?
Me showing up on a Saturday morning to monitor said detention?
Clearly, my policy of voluntary lunch detention is much more effective because no students show up for me to monitor.
Mandatory detention?
Mandatory detention on a Saturday?
Me showing up on a Saturday morning to monitor said detention?
Clearly, my policy of voluntary lunch detention is much more effective because no students show up for me to monitor.
BOBODDY is a research-based, student-centered, synergistic system that will shift the paradigm of the self-contained classroom discipline model. Teachers must submit a BOBODDY matrix along with their annual goals.
Behavioral
Outcomes
By
Optimizing
Dynamic
Discipline
Yourself
Behavioral
Outcomes
By
Optimizing
Dynamic
Discipline
Yourself
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
BOBODDY is a research-based, student-centered, synergistic system that will shift the paradigm of the self-contained classroom discipline model. Teachers must submit a BOBODDY matrix along with their annual goals.
Behavioral
Outcomes
By
Optimizing
Dynamic
Discipline
Yourself
Behavioral
Outcomes
By
Optimizing
Dynamic
Discipline
Yourself
You knew this was fiction when Ferris' mom thought her kid wouldn't graduate just because of 9 absences, lol. Thankfully, our SIS lets me login as any teacher to change their mistakes when it comes to absences and grades.
May 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You knew this was fiction when Ferris' mom thought her kid wouldn't graduate just because of 9 absences, lol. Thankfully, our SIS lets me login as any teacher to change their mistakes when it comes to absences and grades.
This is a gold mine! She just needs to create a 100-slide PowerPoint PD using anecdotes and pie graphs to prove the acronym's efficacy, a couple hours of icebreakers and breakout sessions, and she'll earn more in one day as an ed. consultant than an entire month as a teacher.
May 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a gold mine! She just needs to create a 100-slide PowerPoint PD using anecdotes and pie graphs to prove the acronym's efficacy, a couple hours of icebreakers and breakout sessions, and she'll earn more in one day as an ed. consultant than an entire month as a teacher.
The original script of Episode IV had Leia attending a conference on Alderaan for the up-and-coming school year. Lucas changed the script after realizing that using taxpayer dollars to send administrators to a conference on another planet was just not a believable scenario.
May 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The original script of Episode IV had Leia attending a conference on Alderaan for the up-and-coming school year. Lucas changed the script after realizing that using taxpayer dollars to send administrators to a conference on another planet was just not a believable scenario.
That scene in The Empire Strikes Back when Darth informs Luke that the welcome-back PD in August is not the only PD he'll be attending all year, but the first of many.
May 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That scene in The Empire Strikes Back when Darth informs Luke that the welcome-back PD in August is not the only PD he'll be attending all year, but the first of many.
Rumor is that the original Star Wars' script had the Rebellion hiring ed. consultants to help defeat the Empire, until they realized that the consultants had no actual plan. This resulted in the "Hokey Religions" line, which eventually made the final cut.
May 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Rumor is that the original Star Wars' script had the Rebellion hiring ed. consultants to help defeat the Empire, until they realized that the consultants had no actual plan. This resulted in the "Hokey Religions" line, which eventually made the final cut.
The Nostromo would have been fine had Ripley just realized that the Xenomorph's behavior was a result of not having her self-contained, classroom discipline, RTI matrix posted throughout the ship. I mean, did she even try to offer it any Behavior Bucks?
April 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Nostromo would have been fine had Ripley just realized that the Xenomorph's behavior was a result of not having her self-contained, classroom discipline, RTI matrix posted throughout the ship. I mean, did she even try to offer it any Behavior Bucks?
Comicvs was way ahead of his time. Today, as an education consultant, he would never have to stand in an vnemployment line as his ability to read from a PowerPoint and use anecdotal evidence as proof for the efficacy of his system would be worth at least $1k/hour.
March 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Comicvs was way ahead of his time. Today, as an education consultant, he would never have to stand in an vnemployment line as his ability to read from a PowerPoint and use anecdotal evidence as proof for the efficacy of his system would be worth at least $1k/hour.
The best-best part is that we'll be able to increase central-office administrative pay, benefits, and allowances with the savings from laying off people who work with the students.
February 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The best-best part is that we'll be able to increase central-office administrative pay, benefits, and allowances with the savings from laying off people who work with the students.
Guess who went from a 0.8 gpa to a 3.7 gpa in just two weeks?
January 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Guess who went from a 0.8 gpa to a 3.7 gpa in just two weeks?
Rumor is that the original Wall Street script had Gordon Gekko going after Teldar School District. The writers had to change the script when they realized it was more realistic to take down a dysfunctional corporation than to fix a dysfunctional school district.
January 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rumor is that the original Wall Street script had Gordon Gekko going after Teldar School District. The writers had to change the script when they realized it was more realistic to take down a dysfunctional corporation than to fix a dysfunctional school district.
The unbridled avarice that Ralphie and Randy experience while opening their presents must be how teachers feel during a curriculum PD when they get to unpack the standard.
December 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
The unbridled avarice that Ralphie and Randy experience while opening their presents must be how teachers feel during a curriculum PD when they get to unpack the standard.
Miss Shields obviously didn't pay attention during our PD on grading or she would know that a C+ is the reserve grade for students who don't do the assignment. This is why I forced her to change the grade and also provide more positive praise.
December 25, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Miss Shields obviously didn't pay attention during our PD on grading or she would know that a C+ is the reserve grade for students who don't do the assignment. This is why I forced her to change the grade and also provide more positive praise.
My favorite scene from Elf is when Superintendent Hobbs and his executive cabinet realize that hiring an ed. consultant to read their PowerPoint to the staff is just easier than coming up with an original PD idea.
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
My favorite scene from Elf is when Superintendent Hobbs and his executive cabinet realize that hiring an ed. consultant to read their PowerPoint to the staff is just easier than coming up with an original PD idea.
Buddy's teacher would make a lot more money by becoming an ed. consultant and selling his Elf Learning Framework to school boards across the country. Sure, most schools don't have any use for it, but we've never let that stop us from paying for them in the past.
December 23, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Buddy's teacher would make a lot more money by becoming an ed. consultant and selling his Elf Learning Framework to school boards across the country. Sure, most schools don't have any use for it, but we've never let that stop us from paying for them in the past.
The superintendent and executive cabinet will be doing walkthroughs the day before break to make sure that teachers are following the pacing guide and not having holiday parties.
December 15, 2024 at 2:33 AM
The superintendent and executive cabinet will be doing walkthroughs the day before break to make sure that teachers are following the pacing guide and not having holiday parties.
Was it something I said?
December 5, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Was it something I said?