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rackletang.bsky.social
Rackletang
@rackletang.bsky.social
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Big butter and egg woman. Burnt out. Neurofunky. Annoyingly political or annoyingly light-hearted. Everyone gets full human rights without exception or GTFO. Weenie was my sweet jerkface tabby.
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rackletang.bsky.social
This is where I post from, if you even care.
The Unabomber's shack sitting in a large white, fluorescent-lit industrial room
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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*very sleepy Joker laugh*
Screenshot of a text conversation. Moving company: Good morning Rachel. At the moment our schedule is booked for Sunday. If something changes and we are able to reschedule you for Sunday I will let you know ASAP but right now we are scheduled to arrive tomorrow. Me: Thank you Me: If I needed to reschedule what's your next window Me: I understand the deposit would not be refunded regardless
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶

I think about this Tumblr post at least twice a year
A screenshot from Tumblr of two photos. One shows an ostrich next to a stripy butt, perhaps a zebra, which it regards with its beak slightly open. The second photo shows the ostrich with its face pressed against a striped buttock, eyes closed. User DamnTheMisery has captioned it "gentle gasp, 'dis booty'"
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Search pizza in your photos and reskeet with your fave 🍕 :)
Screenshot of a Chuck Tingle erotica book entitled "Sentient Deep Dish Pizza Pounds Me In The Butt In Fifteen Minutes Or It's Free"
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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A grey tabby sleeping contentedly, spooning a catnip stick of dynamite
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Never! (Weenie was hard to photograph because she was my fuzzy little barnacle)
A tabby cat's eye and ear are way too close to get a clear photo. The ceiling behind her is in perfect focus.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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🪷
Screenshot from a text exchange Me: Three dudes in my house, touching all my stuff, I'm having an asthma attack to go with my panic attack Friend: Nice of them to keep each other company Me: Indeed it's thoughtful Just trying not to get too picky about what they throw out lol Like, I might lose a few good things but fuck it, am I a Buddhist or not LMAO
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The cover of Circle Jerks album Wonderful, showing the band on the beach in tuxedos holding their pets
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
rackletang.bsky.social
This must be like what my mom felt when I found out about the "Gay Nineties" dance her high school had in the '50s. Except now my own brain is on both sides as something I experienced as an adult is recontextualized by slang
A sports field made up of elements from multiple sports. On it, Strong Sad, a round pale-faced grey guy with elephant feet, is protecting his face with his hands as a ball comes flying at him from the other end of the field. His shirt has a target painted on it, and above the target are the words "peg me"
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
rackletang.bsky.social
Always gonna be
A Katamari Damacy desktop background showing a Hokusai wave headed toward a cityscape with a giant Katamari being rolled up in the middle of it
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
rackletang.bsky.social
Post something random for no particular reason, but I hope you have a nice November! 😁
Ancient webcomic. "I'm sorry Ms Jackson, I am four eels (ooo), never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy." Original tweet by @jnalv illustrated by @dami_lee
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I'm making minor progress on getting ready to move, but here's a random cute Weenie picture from my phone for extra good.
Sleepy tabby with a white chin, snuggling up into a human armpit while being held like a baby
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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STOP! 🛑

Wallpaper check!

Been Weenie for months, for obvious reasons.
A smartphone home screen. The background is a picture of a grey tabby's head turned upside down, showcasing her white chin and mauve nose. RIP Weenie ❤️
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I love you and I laughed ruefully on your behalf

Mine would be "sexy Cotylorhynchus romeri" which would actually be a great costume for me LOL

They looked like this
A drawing of an extinct creature with a tiny head and a huge barrel of a body, who is shown with gray elephant-like skin. They also have a long tail and squat little wide set legs
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Image with Alt text
A masked government agent with glasses, wearing a helmet and bulletproof vest is firing a flash bang grenade at a person wearing black who is standing maybe 4 feet from him. He has a small patch of wetness on the crotch of his pants, looking for all the world like he wet them. The person in black's entire head is obscured by smoke from the weapon. A person in a turquoise and magenta dinosaur onesie is walking across the street behind the agent
October 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I played with a lot of options but in my heart I always knew it would be
The cover of R.E.M.'s debut album Murmur, an artsy black and white photo of kudzu consuming a southern landscape
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
rackletang.bsky.social
Ooh I haven't gotten to use my abundance meme much recently
Black Philip from the VVitch says wouldst thou live abundantly
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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This is from years ago but for some reason I immediately remembered that I had it in my photos.
A parked blue car with a yellow lab looking out each driver's side window. I made a friendly noise to get their attention. One looks thrilled at their new friend, the other gazes upon me with dignified disdain
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Scenes from the original Ocean's 11, featuring Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Junior
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Dream Halloween blunt rotation
The cast of 1990's Nightbreed
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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How did I just this week see this picture of a brain eating amoeba? I'm tired, I reckon he can have it if he wants it, the little problematic looking photo negative juggalo
A black and white image of a brain eating amoeba from an electron microscope. It happens to be arranged in such a way that it resembles a cartoonish face with big white eyes and a big white smiling mouth.
October 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Love @thedollop.bsky.social even though Dave blocked me for razzing his friend LOL
Dave and Gareth of the Dollop on stage in front of a slide of, as it is captioned, Racist Piece Of Shit George Wallace
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Image with alt text because holy shit if you don't self reflect after this you never will
Jay @jay.bsky.team You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social. please don't listen to the people who tell you to stop doing this, you should definitely keep this up T. Eoz @deadhorsephoto.bsky.social. There was this very cool guy called Richard Kyanka in fact, who won all his spats with his users Spooky Tired @tiredderit.bsky.social I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history? October 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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A little bat being held in a human hand, with a microphone being held up to him. He says "I have had a very long day...I am very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Image with alt text so more people will share.
tuckermaymysteries My name is Tucker May. In April I married the love of my life, Barbara Marques. Right now I fear for her life. A week and a half ago she was taken by ICE at our properly scheduled green card meeting at the Federal Building downtown. At the end of what we were told was a successful meeting, the officer used the excuse of a broken copier to trick her into walking away from our lawyer. Once separated from her legal counsel, she was arrested. The reason for her detention was a missed court date from 2019 which my wife was never notified about. We have been working with lawyers since that time to correct the situation. The Adelanto detention center has actively been keeping my wife from correspondence with her lawyer by delaying in giving her documents that were mailed to the facility. Last night, she was taken from the Adelanto facility to an undisclosed destination despite our lawyer having filed a temporary restraining order to stop this from happening. They could be sending her anywhere in the world and we have no way of knowing. I'm asking for help in bringing to the attention of media and authorities these multiple lapses in due process and proper procedure through the unwarranted deportation of a woman whose legal marriage has been duly recognized as legitimate by immigration through the 1130 petition process. Please, if you have any contacts who could help, send them this information.
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM