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her eyes would go all sorts of far away and stay like that for quite a while
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my partner just texted me this and she works as a nurse at a..
*takes a deep breath*
🗣️ CHILDREN'S
🗣️ HOSPITAL
*takes a deep breath*
🗣️ CHILDREN'S
🗣️ HOSPITAL
April 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
my partner just texted me this and she works as a nurse at a..
*takes a deep breath*
🗣️ CHILDREN'S
🗣️ HOSPITAL
*takes a deep breath*
🗣️ CHILDREN'S
🗣️ HOSPITAL
found 20 bucks on the floor at the rock show
April 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
found 20 bucks on the floor at the rock show
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
my sleep paralysis demon is chippy tea
March 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
my sleep paralysis demon is chippy tea
kenan thompson is the only constant in my life
March 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
kenan thompson is the only constant in my life
i'm so upset about british food
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i'm so upset about british food
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HuffPost is hiring a breaking news reporter, 100K salary but working nights/overnight east coast time (remote location). Sharing bc it's a solid journalism job with good pay and benefits but go in knowing, uh, it might not last forever. boards.greenhouse.io/buzzfeed/job...
HuffPost Senior Reporter, Breaking News
Los Angeles, CA
boards.greenhouse.io
February 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
HuffPost is hiring a breaking news reporter, 100K salary but working nights/overnight east coast time (remote location). Sharing bc it's a solid journalism job with good pay and benefits but go in knowing, uh, it might not last forever. boards.greenhouse.io/buzzfeed/job...
why can't you undo an elevator floor button with a double tap
February 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
why can't you undo an elevator floor button with a double tap
microsoft word spell check can rip the oxford comma out of my cold, dead hands
February 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
microsoft word spell check can rip the oxford comma out of my cold, dead hands
i hate the book i'm reading but i have only ever DNF 1 book in me life
February 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i hate the book i'm reading but i have only ever DNF 1 book in me life
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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
theonion.com/historians-p...
theonion.com/historians-p...
i got that one weird single seat at the front of the bus and i feel invincible
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i got that one weird single seat at the front of the bus and i feel invincible
this little ledge to level out a scoop on the baking powder can is so slay
February 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
this little ledge to level out a scoop on the baking powder can is so slay
people advising to wash hands to prevent airborne respiratory infections without mentioning masking is going to turn me into the joker
February 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
people advising to wash hands to prevent airborne respiratory infections without mentioning masking is going to turn me into the joker
thinking about how british people don't rinse the soap off their dishes
February 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
thinking about how british people don't rinse the soap off their dishes
in this house, we each get 3 screens MINIMUM‼️ 😤
February 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
in this house, we each get 3 screens MINIMUM‼️ 😤
i hate having to brush my teeth but i love when my teeth are brushed!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i hate having to brush my teeth but i love when my teeth are brushed!!!!
oh sorry i don't use social media, i'm just on color block
January 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
oh sorry i don't use social media, i'm just on color block
sos my bf found reels on the tv
January 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
sos my bf found reels on the tv
why did this commercial just say "gillian-bar" syndrome
December 31, 2024 at 1:58 AM
why did this commercial just say "gillian-bar" syndrome
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I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)
December 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)
if one more person identifies my mushrooms on iNaturalist as "fungi" i'm gonna kick someone's ass
December 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
if one more person identifies my mushrooms on iNaturalist as "fungi" i'm gonna kick someone's ass
personally i am a chewy chocolate chip cookie person, but my bf is a crunchy one and i need to respect his wishes
December 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
personally i am a chewy chocolate chip cookie person, but my bf is a crunchy one and i need to respect his wishes