The devil didn't want him and Jesus couldn't take him.

The most based of all weather deities.

I'd love to see a full Lisa Frank army.

The librarian in me is already planning how to archive and display these in 50 years

Better stay out of Appalachia then, friend.

We call my sister's boyfriend Eel Boy on account of how one of their first Tinder convos was about how badly he wanted a pet eel as a kid. That's his gift sorted.

His character has a higher intelligence and charisma. V triggering for toxic smarties. My husband is a heel and more than eager to spend 7hrs taunting my character.

I think he's gonna look at Yule's new purple hat and glittery scarf, laugh, and say "Academic, *concubine 😏*" and we'll be off.

You might think, 'Oh, that could be sexy'. It isn't. I'm just very mad at higher ed's hypocracy surrounding DEI repeals and wanna rp transforming the worst kind of academic into someone who welcomes others into the fold.

Boys seem to have it hard growing up. Learning masculinity seems based on avoiding femininity while girls are told, "you can be anything (provided you keep up with housework)."

So we do, but boys can't do anything with just, "go fuck women but don't BE a woman."