Rachel Kay
rachelkornic.bsky.social
Rachel Kay
@rachelkornic.bsky.social
🌀 Clown College alumni
💥 Certified Silly Billy
👾 Bisexual Cartoon Goth Mommy

I do voices and use my diaphragm.
Norovirus update 45:
#Wicked on repeat means it's never too early to learn proper belt technique.
I think they could improve on their "moment before" though as I didn't quite track their emotional journey.
January 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🎶"Grate then, wherever ye may be, I am the Lord of the Douche, said he."🕺🎶
I’m not a lawyer and I don’t give out legal advice, but I’d rather throw my legs up over my head and scrape the backs of my thighs with a cheese grater than accept a deferred resignation offer from these unfuckable douchelords.
January 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Norovirus update 175:
According to a young source directly impacted by this rural outbreak, the smell of their brother's emissions are "disqualifying the air conditioning".

More to come...
January 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by Rachel Kay
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I have used my norovirus time to clean out my basement and I've found some hidden gems. Coming soon: a dramatic reading of Why I'm Breaking Up with Peter: A Bulleted List by 11 Year Old Rachel.
January 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Beautifully expressed.
this is it right here 🩷
January 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by Rachel Kay
i’ve been telling cis folks this is one of the most important ways you can support trans people for YEARS

i still don’t know if anyone’s listened

if you won’t say “that’s transphobic, stop it” to your relatives, hard to believe you’ll stand up for us to the government
at my inauguration night gathering, @queertheology.bsky.social pointed out that cishets who aren't even willing to sit in the discomfort of defending trans rights to their MAGA relatives at Thanksgiving are not going to be particularly reliable allies in an actual revolution, and whew I felt that
there's like, a lot of people out there who seem to think they can fix things by patiently and obediently following the law, and i hate to be the one to tell you this but sometimes you have to do things that Evil Government doesn't like
January 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM