The Fat Dog weighs around 60 pounds and has legs that are about three inches long. Maybe four. The dude is not tall. He's the approximate size and shape of a footstool.

I don't think he's lived in a house where he could easily look out of the window until he moved in with us.

Oh no.

Anyway.

I think now - more than ever - we need to band together to save the things we love, much like a ragtag group of misfits did long ago on the first Rex Manning Day.

Damn The Man, Save The Empire.