When life gets hard I like to spend money and repeatedly “treat myself” to new things so I can get little serotonin boosts

Today's stock market crash was the worst since the Spring of 2020.

Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!

People who say “hugs not drugs” have clearly never experienced the warm sweet embrace of some good ass drugs

I’m a severely anxious flyer, but I drove 5ish hours today and hated it so like, what does that mean for my desire to travel

I love farming sims. I’m one unwatered, pixelated crop away from staving off a mental breakdown.

mario party can either be the most fun game ever or the most excruciating experience of your life

Time to introduce my kids

Deactivated the ole twitter and downloaded this, get ready for a constant stream of thoughts