Three raccoons in a trench coat
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"Interesting times"
September 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"Interesting times"
I start the car and am greeted by the saxophone solo from, "careless whisper." Its going to be a good trip. 🎷
August 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I start the car and am greeted by the saxophone solo from, "careless whisper." Its going to be a good trip. 🎷
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He cheats on everything and everyone… Just say no.
August 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
He cheats on everything and everyone… Just say no.
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this is everything to me
July 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
this is everything to me
Oh but you did!
April 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Oh but you did!
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Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool
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April 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool
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Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?
How long was that?
March 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How long was that?
As much as I love watching everything that muskrat touches burn, it hurts them so much more to just not buy. A totaled out car is an insurance pay out. Hundreds of unsold inventory taking up space you have to pay for? Now THATS pain they will feel. For once peaceful resistance hurts more!
March 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
As much as I love watching everything that muskrat touches burn, it hurts them so much more to just not buy. A totaled out car is an insurance pay out. Hundreds of unsold inventory taking up space you have to pay for? Now THATS pain they will feel. For once peaceful resistance hurts more!
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Remember when team USA beat the Soviets in the 80s? Canada just had that moment and the US were the Soviets this time.
Congratulations Canada 🍁
Congratulations Canada 🍁
February 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Remember when team USA beat the Soviets in the 80s? Canada just had that moment and the US were the Soviets this time.
Congratulations Canada 🍁
Congratulations Canada 🍁
Once the genie is out of the bottle you can't put it back again
February 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Once the genie is out of the bottle you can't put it back again
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
ST. GEORGE, UT—With the water vapor causing condensation to form on the lenses and impair his vision, local man Patrick Whittle was reportedly forced Thursday by his fogged-up glasses to finish his soup using his other senses. “In my blinded state, I must rely on my other senses if I’m ever going to eat this […]
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February 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
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February 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
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Gonna get a lot of milage out of this bad boy for the next few years
January 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Gonna get a lot of milage out of this bad boy for the next few years
Happy lunar new year everyone! Welcome year of the snake! 🐍
January 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Happy lunar new year everyone! Welcome year of the snake! 🐍
So do we start flying the flag upside down now, or has that been ruined as well?
January 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So do we start flying the flag upside down now, or has that been ruined as well?
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Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
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January 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
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January 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM