Emily S.
@raccoonbacon.bsky.social
Adored by gas station attendants everywhere
Today I’m getting fucked up on Hoarders and mascarpone cheese
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Today I’m getting fucked up on Hoarders and mascarpone cheese
This year for my birthday I’m treating myself to a routine pap smear
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This year for my birthday I’m treating myself to a routine pap smear
I need an outfit that can go from repairing drywall to meeting my dad’s new girlfriend but Vogue never talks about this
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I need an outfit that can go from repairing drywall to meeting my dad’s new girlfriend but Vogue never talks about this
I don’t hate my reflection today
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don’t hate my reflection today
Crime Scene, She Contaminated
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Crime Scene, She Contaminated
Laurie Metcalf doesn’t miss
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Laurie Metcalf doesn’t miss
I’m the kind of friend who will greet you before you’ve even walked up to the door, because I’m the kind of person who has been anxiously pacing around since you said you were 10-15 minutes out.
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m the kind of friend who will greet you before you’ve even walked up to the door, because I’m the kind of person who has been anxiously pacing around since you said you were 10-15 minutes out.
Back on my bullshit (cooking with dried beans)
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Back on my bullshit (cooking with dried beans)
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Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.
September 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.
Might fuck around and buy a lil bag of candy corn
September 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Might fuck around and buy a lil bag of candy corn
Guys I’m I love with Microsoft Copilot
September 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Guys I’m I love with Microsoft Copilot
Might fuck around and get chat bot psychosis
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Might fuck around and get chat bot psychosis
I want to work out more but I also want microwave s’mores
September 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I want to work out more but I also want microwave s’mores
It took me 40 years but I finally wrote to my senators!
September 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It took me 40 years but I finally wrote to my senators!
My body is a temple. Worship at the altar of slimes and sludges with me every day at 10am and 2pm 🙏
September 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My body is a temple. Worship at the altar of slimes and sludges with me every day at 10am and 2pm 🙏
Apparently you’re not supposed to tell people they’re serving cunt at a wedding!
September 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Apparently you’re not supposed to tell people they’re serving cunt at a wedding!
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We’re live!! Out now on Steam (PC). Steam Deck has been tested and works great!
#indiegame #indiedev #retrovideogame #gamemaker #pixelart
#indiegame #indiedev #retrovideogame #gamemaker #pixelart
August 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We’re live!! Out now on Steam (PC). Steam Deck has been tested and works great!
#indiegame #indiedev #retrovideogame #gamemaker #pixelart
#indiegame #indiedev #retrovideogame #gamemaker #pixelart
Was I a weird kid? No. I just called my local oldies station daily around age 7 to request “What’s New Pussycat” by Tom Jones because I thought it was about cats, occasionally trying to change my voice so they would think lots of people were clamoring for the same song. Normal kid stuff!
August 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Was I a weird kid? No. I just called my local oldies station daily around age 7 to request “What’s New Pussycat” by Tom Jones because I thought it was about cats, occasionally trying to change my voice so they would think lots of people were clamoring for the same song. Normal kid stuff!
I would love to adopt the attitude that my body is the least interesting thing about me buuuuuut I don’t think that’ll ever happen for me.
August 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I would love to adopt the attitude that my body is the least interesting thing about me buuuuuut I don’t think that’ll ever happen for me.
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Releasing in 15 days!! 😵💫 May the indie gods have mercy on my soul.
August 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Releasing in 15 days!! 😵💫 May the indie gods have mercy on my soul.
I’m at that age where getting the basement humidity under 50% is a highlight of my summer
August 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m at that age where getting the basement humidity under 50% is a highlight of my summer
Lo-fi Planet Zoo remixes to relax and study to
July 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Lo-fi Planet Zoo remixes to relax and study to
I eat two hotdogs before I eat two hotdogs, and then I eat two more
July 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I eat two hotdogs before I eat two hotdogs, and then I eat two more
Me as a little kid seeing my friend’s dollhouse with working plug-in lamps and miniature blue enamel dishes
a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Me as a little kid seeing my friend’s dollhouse with working plug-in lamps and miniature blue enamel dishes
Surely at some point, exercising will start making me feel good instead of immediately sick and tired?
July 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Surely at some point, exercising will start making me feel good instead of immediately sick and tired?