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rabid-child.bsky.social
Jady Marmalade
@rabid-child.bsky.social
1.2K followers 930 following 3.8K posts
Ancient hag. Grows apples, pets cats; not rabid, often childish. Adequate cook, middling gardener, accidental Michigander, wife to @amyrussell.bsky.social and heat source to felines. Distracted by trees.
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The first thing I thought of when I heard:
Still from the AI generated poopjet post that President of the United States Donald J. Trump posted on No Kings day.
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Even windmill cancer?
Especially windmill cancer.
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Kitten started with some science-y sounding eugenicist bullshit and wrapped up with Freud. The genius in the group chat.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
“It’s a hoax, dad.”
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
A contested primary? Where two viable candidates litigate their case to the electorate BEFORE the general election? With media coverage and advertising? Madness!
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
I only know about this because I follow Kühne, a German pickle company on Insta, and they reposted this.
HAFEN AU on Instagram: "GURKENRENNEN IM HAFEN AU 2025. DIESE SPORTART IST EINZIGARTIG WITZIG UND ZUGLEICH GEFÄHRLICH, IST ALSO NUR WAS FÜR KRASSE LEUTE! 😜 LETZTES JAHR GING DER GEWINNERPOKAL NACH ...
66K likes, 724 comments - hafen_au on December 7, 2025: "GURKENRENNEN IM HAFEN AU 2025. DIESE SPORTART IST EINZIGARTIG WITZIG UND ZUGLEICH GEFÄHRLICH, IST ALSO NUR WAS FÜR KRASSE LEUTE! 😜 LETZTES ...
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December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Because the boss wants a big yacht?
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Then there’s pickles. And electricity.
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Who among us hasn’t?
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM