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Jady Marmalade
@rabid-child.bsky.social
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Ancient hag. Grows apples, pets cats; not rabid, often childish. Adequate cook, middling gardener, accidental Michigander, wife to @amyrussell.bsky.social and heat source to felines. Distracted by trees.
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New hat inbound.
Red MAGA trucker hat embroidered with the phrase “Ask me about Leqembi” Leqembi is an Alzheimer’s drug given by infusion and requires regular MRI monitoring.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
The first thing I thought of when I heard:
Still from the AI generated poopjet post that President of the United States Donald J. Trump posted on No Kings day.
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Speaking of abominations, there’s an appalling AI Fanduel ad that, among other crimes against humanity, appears to have stolen the appearance of Belgian actor Nicolas Gob.
That irritating Calling all Thrillionaires Fanduel ad where several hundred AI-generated gambling addicts ride a human-centipede-inspired bicycle into a giant machine that dissolves them into atoms. The fourth rider from the left- the bald fellow, looks suspiciously similar to Belgian actor Nicolas Gob. Nicolas Gob, actor who appears in every French language television series at some point for some reason.
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Don’t know why they have my number, but they deserve an honest answer.
Screenshot of a text from the conservative group Restoration of America: “Voice your opinion! In less than 10 words, tell us what you'd like to see from the Trump administration in 2026. From Restoration of America.” The reply field says “Lengthy prison sentences for every member of the Trump administration”
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Don’t eat for pleasure, you filthy animal.
An ad served up at Mother Jones on Thanksgiving for some reason. Cartoon Jesus sitting on a rock with several people sitting on the grass. Text reads: EAT LIKE THE APOSTLES DON'T EAT FOR PLEASURE, TAME THE PLATE 40 days 12 ingredients 1 transformation PRINTABLE MEAL PLAN (Do you still print things out? Yes? That’s the real good news!)
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The new Stranger Things is out.
Steve Buscemi as a high schooler in that meme.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Yes please! But what about meat doughnuts?
A batch of beef, cabbage, and onion pirozhki on a cooling rack. Oblong fried filled breads. A pirozhok cut in half to reveal the delicious beef, cabbage, and onion innards.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Josh Mandel, unhappy Ohioan throws his noodly arms in the air and says “Stuffing” because he’s just plain stupid.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Just discovered #TautonymTuesday and thought it would be remiss to not mention this cutie, Mops mops, the Malayan free-tailed bat.

#MolossidsRule #FreeTails #WrinklyLips
Elegant portrait of a Malayan free-tailed bat, Mops mops, a dark gray face and a beautiful coat of velvety orange-red fur. This pup has a wry smile, and looks at the camera knowing that he looks fine.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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There were a few quinces left on our tree, so I thought I’d try making pâte de coing— French style quince jellies. 🍽️
A bowl of ripe quinces on a table. Half of a large flat blob of quince fruit leather dusted with granulated sugar and cut in strips with a pizza cutter. A container full of small rectangular jelly candies coated in sugar.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Golden age of transportation? Let’s gooooooo
A Getty Images Gallery photo of a 1950s filling station attendant in a lapeled jumpsuit with a bow tie and a hat holding a nozzle and hose in front of a gas pump at an Esso filling station. This image contains lead.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Homemade crème fraîche; or, The Modern Prometheus.
A glass Anchor-Hocking liter container sitting on a bamboo cutting board, filled 3/4 with crème fraîche. Combine 480ml cream with 30ml cultured buttermilk or yogurt, cover loosely, and allow to sit at room temperature for 24 hours or until thick. After the initial mixing, do not stir until done. Enjoy!
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This used to be a thing.
The crew of John Carpenter’s The Thing posing in front of a helicopter
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I may be having second thoughts:
The alien from Dark Star (1974).
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
Yes, it’s Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan in Flash Gordon.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the unit of measurement is pronounced like the frog on the left, not the frog on the right.
Jill, advertising executive for Mad Ave from The Muppets Take Manhattan. Gil, advertising executive for Mad Ave from The Muppets Take Manhattan.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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This is some abusive parent shit right here, Guardian.
Screenshot of the US edition of The Guardian headline “Democrats have racked up election wins across America – but they would do well not to misread the results” You can read it here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/05/democrat-election-wins-across-america-caution-around-hope-mamdani-spanberger
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Cover art for The Breeders’ second album Last Splash
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
rabid-child.bsky.social
FWIW, MST3K predates Pokémon by about seven years.
Screenshot of MST3k’s Cambot during the introductory Robot Roll Call. This iteration looks suspiciously Poké-ball-like.
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Screenshot from the 1995 episode of the Simpsons, “Bart’s Comet” in which a fighter jet’s AI targeting computer misidentifies Groundskeeper Willy as an Iraqi Fighter Jet
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I’m conflicted between stylized Portuguese man o’ war and stylized map of Croatia.
A Portuguese man o’ war, a colonial siphonophore that some drunken (probably) biologist thought looked like a Portuguese ship. An unlabeled map of Croatia, a fine dinosaur-skull-with-its-mouth-agape-shaped country on the Adriatic. It’s where Porco Rosso’s hideout is.
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Look at the magnificent doofuses.
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Look at these magnificent doofuses in our backyard.
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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If there are no kings, then who is this?
A young prince of a turkey stands in the grass in front of a tree contemplating wattles and snoods.
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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It’s real. We live in the Onion universe.
Screenshot from Twitter account MAHA Action with video of Russell Brand in a bathtub (unfortunately sans toaster). Text of the tweet reads: Russell Brand urged people to stay skeptical of media and corporate narratives. "Both Australia and Canada built internment camps during the Covid pandemic... then denied it and tried to claim it never happened." "Watch very carefully what's happening around agriculture. Watch any groups that are granted indemnity around anything."
October 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM