raaaaaaaaaandy
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Absolutely cooking in this one 3rd place game
*deep sigh*
*deep sigh*
December 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Absolutely cooking in this one 3rd place game
*deep sigh*
*deep sigh*
Me walking into an open and unlocked restroom: *immediately sees someone in there and panics*
Person in there: oh sorry I'm just changing my son's diaper, I probably should've locked the door.
Yes, you fucking should've.
Person in there: oh sorry I'm just changing my son's diaper, I probably should've locked the door.
Yes, you fucking should've.
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me walking into an open and unlocked restroom: *immediately sees someone in there and panics*
Person in there: oh sorry I'm just changing my son's diaper, I probably should've locked the door.
Yes, you fucking should've.
Person in there: oh sorry I'm just changing my son's diaper, I probably should've locked the door.
Yes, you fucking should've.
Nailed it. Already out for SFB, lost 3 for sure, have 1 win relatively in the bag but not guaranteed and a legit coin flip for the last one. Fantasy football sucks sometimes 🤷
I *think* I'm through in SFB and also 5 of 5 semis. Next week is going to be fucking devastating.
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nailed it. Already out for SFB, lost 3 for sure, have 1 win relatively in the bag but not guaranteed and a legit coin flip for the last one. Fantasy football sucks sometimes 🤷
Yeah sex is great but have you ever been held up by someone in an expensive car trying to parallel park, watching them fail twice before peeling off out of shame only to see that there was almost enough space for two cars
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yeah sex is great but have you ever been held up by someone in an expensive car trying to parallel park, watching them fail twice before peeling off out of shame only to see that there was almost enough space for two cars
Decided to go with Mason based on matchup over Vidal and Corum (who already put up 10+) and that's sure fucking worked out 🫠
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Decided to go with Mason based on matchup over Vidal and Corum (who already put up 10+) and that's sure fucking worked out 🫠
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I wish people had the same "Puka Nacua being a POS" energy with Tyreek Hill, who has abused women for years upon years
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I wish people had the same "Puka Nacua being a POS" energy with Tyreek Hill, who has abused women for years upon years
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being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
September 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
I *think* I'm through in SFB and also 5 of 5 semis. Next week is going to be fucking devastating.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I *think* I'm through in SFB and also 5 of 5 semis. Next week is going to be fucking devastating.
I have the biggest smile on my face for Rivers right now :)
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have the biggest smile on my face for Rivers right now :)
Ameer Abdullah was just like "Rivers is back? Fuck it the old men are balling today"
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ameer Abdullah was just like "Rivers is back? Fuck it the old men are balling today"
Phillip Rivers looks like a 44 year old high school football coach
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Phillip Rivers looks like a 44 year old high school football coach
Me 20 minutes ago: well Odunze is active so I'm just gonna roll with him over Metchie in the #SFB15 quarterfinals.
I make the switch and jump in the shower and see the news at 10:04.
SIGH.
I make the switch and jump in the shower and see the news at 10:04.
SIGH.
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me 20 minutes ago: well Odunze is active so I'm just gonna roll with him over Metchie in the #SFB15 quarterfinals.
I make the switch and jump in the shower and see the news at 10:04.
SIGH.
I make the switch and jump in the shower and see the news at 10:04.
SIGH.
I low key dislike the fantasy playoffs because luck variance can and will rear its ugly head in one week matchups. Having a great year wiped out by a bad week or an opponent's amazing week is cruel and devastating. Best of luck to everyone!
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I low key dislike the fantasy playoffs because luck variance can and will rear its ugly head in one week matchups. Having a great year wiped out by a bad week or an opponent's amazing week is cruel and devastating. Best of luck to everyone!
A top 2 defenseman, top 10 NHL player just got traded. This rarely happens. Of course I happen to live in the city the player was traded from so today has been fucking exhausting
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A top 2 defenseman, top 10 NHL player just got traded. This rarely happens. Of course I happen to live in the city the player was traded from so today has been fucking exhausting
I'm sad to report that I have Kyle Pitts in 2 leagues:
- first place chilling on bye, with TE premiums n shit 60 points and I would've started him
- last week of the regular season where I've already clinched playoffs in a 10 team/4 make playoffs format
Sad for me I mean.
- first place chilling on bye, with TE premiums n shit 60 points and I would've started him
- last week of the regular season where I've already clinched playoffs in a 10 team/4 make playoffs format
Sad for me I mean.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I'm sad to report that I have Kyle Pitts in 2 leagues:
- first place chilling on bye, with TE premiums n shit 60 points and I would've started him
- last week of the regular season where I've already clinched playoffs in a 10 team/4 make playoffs format
Sad for me I mean.
- first place chilling on bye, with TE premiums n shit 60 points and I would've started him
- last week of the regular season where I've already clinched playoffs in a 10 team/4 make playoffs format
Sad for me I mean.
6 leagues.
#SFB15 - still in it going into QF
3 1st place with bye
1 3rd place
1 currently in 2nd entering final week (4 team playoffs).
Shaping up to be a great season but anything can happen in the playoffs so we'll see.
#SFB15 - still in it going into QF
3 1st place with bye
1 3rd place
1 currently in 2nd entering final week (4 team playoffs).
Shaping up to be a great season but anything can happen in the playoffs so we'll see.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
6 leagues.
#SFB15 - still in it going into QF
3 1st place with bye
1 3rd place
1 currently in 2nd entering final week (4 team playoffs).
Shaping up to be a great season but anything can happen in the playoffs so we'll see.
#SFB15 - still in it going into QF
3 1st place with bye
1 3rd place
1 currently in 2nd entering final week (4 team playoffs).
Shaping up to be a great season but anything can happen in the playoffs so we'll see.
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
Pretty even first half. Own goal is the difference. Vancouver is still very much in it but needs to find the finishing touch. Should be 1-1 right now
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Pretty even first half. Own goal is the difference. Vancouver is still very much in it but needs to find the finishing touch. Should be 1-1 right now
So the refs just woke up today and decided fuck the Lions then eh?
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So the refs just woke up today and decided fuck the Lions then eh?
Lmao how the fuck was that not a flag on Pittsburgh!?
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Lmao how the fuck was that not a flag on Pittsburgh!?
I don't watch MLS much because it's such a shitty product largely because of horrible officiating. This Vancouver vs LAFC match has that on full display.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I don't watch MLS much because it's such a shitty product largely because of horrible officiating. This Vancouver vs LAFC match has that on full display.
I can't remember if I put on deodorant 6 seconds ago or not - an autobiography
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I can't remember if I put on deodorant 6 seconds ago or not - an autobiography
Gotta love taking a closer look at a league and realizing you already have a week 15 bye locked up no matter what happens
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Gotta love taking a closer look at a league and realizing you already have a week 15 bye locked up no matter what happens
Just got offered Mills for a 4th and pretty quickly took it. Outside of Josh Allen I have Stroud and Rodgers who are both looking like they'll miss this week if not more and I'm in a matchup with first round bye implications. Sometimes injuries just suck and it's not worth overthinking a 4th rounder
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just got offered Mills for a 4th and pretty quickly took it. Outside of Josh Allen I have Stroud and Rodgers who are both looking like they'll miss this week if not more and I'm in a matchup with first round bye implications. Sometimes injuries just suck and it's not worth overthinking a 4th rounder
The ghost he saw would've caught that
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The ghost he saw would've caught that