For anyone unawares: https://reddit.com/r/NWSL/comments/1otx9pl/marta_on_twitter_sometimes_when_youre_an_average/

Heated towel forts.

I wasn't even gonna turn it on till I got home and it was 2-2 somehow.

That is *not* what he said, Keith.

The Dos Santos injury was not funny… the replacement keeper coming on wearing head protection after it is at least a little bit funny.

“Sorry… I think I knocked you out of this.”

I don’t know if I’ve ever told you I love you, but I do.

No.