This looks so dry that you’d have to drink a glass of water in between bites to keep your throat moist.

Sorry, the answer we were looking for was “Boy do I feel stupid after inventing a story whole cloth and then daring to say it’s someone else’s job to prove it. I should put down whatever device I’m using before I choke on it.”

He still had residual stock and received deferred compensation while the company was handed the lions share of large contracts.

This was kind of a big deal. Like, this is LITERALLY why “Halliburton” entered the awareness of the average American who’d never heard of the company before.

Their car at the end has no engine; just an assembled mob dutifully pushing with all their effort.

“In a way we’re all dying. Look at it like this: you’re now dying much better than the rest of us.”

All this means is they’ve finished redacting everyone they like.

Honestly, this but legitimately some sort of license from an accredited and audited body.

News can only be reported from those payphone banks that take up an entire wall. First come first serve.