Can someone genetically modify these mosquitos so when I slap one it releases a pheremone that warns the others to fuck off?
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Can someone genetically modify these mosquitos so when I slap one it releases a pheremone that warns the others to fuck off?
A Stitch of Nine
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June 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A Stitch of Nine
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Guys keep asking me to feminize them, but get upset when I tell them the follies of patriarchy.
May 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Guys keep asking me to feminize them, but get upset when I tell them the follies of patriarchy.
Born too late to casually drop the F-slur, born before "landlubber" comes back into fashion
April 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Born too late to casually drop the F-slur, born before "landlubber" comes back into fashion
Gonna start taking minutes for our fights because otherwise my ADHD Beloved and I will forget what we even talked about.
April 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gonna start taking minutes for our fights because otherwise my ADHD Beloved and I will forget what we even talked about.
Reposted by Ivy
me and my specialized team of graphic designers are undertaking the construction of the largest "I DID THAT" sticker America has ever seen
April 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
me and my specialized team of graphic designers are undertaking the construction of the largest "I DID THAT" sticker America has ever seen
How about you drink my liberal cum instead?
March 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How about you drink my liberal cum instead?
There's nothing more suspicious than a man on Bumble who has only chosen 2 out of 3 political causes..
March 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There's nothing more suspicious than a man on Bumble who has only chosen 2 out of 3 political causes..
Project Mild Inconvenience
March 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Project Mild Inconvenience
You should always look a gift horse in the mouth... I don't want one of those sneaky, trojan, gift horses with all the grenades in their mouths!
March 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You should always look a gift horse in the mouth... I don't want one of those sneaky, trojan, gift horses with all the grenades in their mouths!
Last night Jackie Kashian looked me in the eye and told me to go punch Nazis and it was empowering as all hell!
March 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Last night Jackie Kashian looked me in the eye and told me to go punch Nazis and it was empowering as all hell!
The joys of dating as a trans woman...
February 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The joys of dating as a trans woman...
So social transition isn't medically necessary for inmates, but using kid's pronouns is practicing medicine without a license... Got it.
January 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So social transition isn't medically necessary for inmates, but using kid's pronouns is practicing medicine without a license... Got it.
Humans will always have jobs because ai is going to need therapy.
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Humans will always have jobs because ai is going to need therapy.
There should be a $1.11 store for witches
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There should be a $1.11 store for witches
If you are hungry, first set the table.
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If you are hungry, first set the table.
Name for a trans girl: Vesica
January 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Name for a trans girl: Vesica
Wa'er'bo'oh'o eggy bread
December 25, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Wa'er'bo'oh'o eggy bread
"The wound is the place where the Light enters you" -Rumi
December 24, 2024 at 3:55 PM
"The wound is the place where the Light enters you" -Rumi
I thought I had a hole in my heart, but with a new perspective I see that it's an open heart.
December 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I thought I had a hole in my heart, but with a new perspective I see that it's an open heart.
I'm at the dentist and the woman this man came with got taken back and I watched him get torn apart trying to figure out if it was gayer to stay sitting next to another man or scoot closer to me. Honestly delicious
December 2, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I'm at the dentist and the woman this man came with got taken back and I watched him get torn apart trying to figure out if it was gayer to stay sitting next to another man or scoot closer to me. Honestly delicious
Realizing if I wait to breathe a sigh of relief I'm gonna suffocate.
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Realizing if I wait to breathe a sigh of relief I'm gonna suffocate.
It feels like the universe is making me extra hot all of a sudden for the coming fight. I mean I'll take it
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 AM
It feels like the universe is making me extra hot all of a sudden for the coming fight. I mean I'll take it