Lavender
qwaffle.bsky.social
Lavender
@qwaffle.bsky.social
20 y.o. transfem Fae
90% anxiety, 10% silly
"This memorial is dedicated in loving memory to all of those who perished on the climb" 🩷🤍💙
As she walks around the party, she spots tiny footprints leading from the punch bowl.

Following the tracks, she eventually spots a VERY drunk borrower, too wasted to even react as she is stuffed in the pocket of her giant "assailant."

(1-?) #sizesky
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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#SizeSky idea-

Agoraphobia (the deep fear of wide open spaces) is really, really common among Piplings, tiny people roughly the size of a sesame seed. They're most comfortable somewhere cramped. It's part of why they so often sneak into people's homes- we make so many cozy spaces!
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Macro who simply Does Not Understand how Terrified their friend is until they see how that fear *physically* affects them...

Tricking a micro friend into getting into a small, suspiciously-pill-shaped, indestructible capsule, and swallowing the thing, getting frantic, panicked texts...
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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a fairy thinks to herself "am i going to wind up trapped in the swear jar?"

and although she did indeed find herself trapped... her enclosure was to be of a much softer nature than the glass she had expected
@dryasiulia.bsky.social has swears! They've used 35 profanities in their last 3,513 posts.

🥇 "panties" (10 times)
🥈 "panty" (3 times)
🥉 "hell" (3 times)
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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pros of taking your borrower shopping with you:

- you get to witness their amazement at the sheer amount of STUFF there is

cons:

- they don't understand how money works and will want you to take everything you can carry
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
#sizesky
Alice in Wonderland but Alice accidentally finishes all of the drink me potion so the next person who shows up is just stuck at 2 inches tall the entire time
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Im losing my mind I need big tall macros or i shall explode
(I may be drunk)
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM