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My boss looks like she’s mad at me
June 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jokes on them, I don’t have a license 😌
May 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lmfaoooo giiiirl

Now if she adds Amanda Perez or Baby Bash…

Time to create more symbols!
May 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Chiweenie got groomed yesterday and I forgot to post about it because I had Filipino food for breaky and that was all I could think about all day

Honestly I’m still thinking about it which is what reminded me to post him
May 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trader Joe’s Teriyaki Mushroom Mini Bao Buns

7/10
Yummy, would eat again if I had a very specific hankering for them but wouldn’t buy them again. The bag smells way better than they taste (they smell just like some pan fried buns I used to get near Sunset Park)
May 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And yet I still went on the weather app to confirm that it is indeed supposed to be raining
May 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Waffle Coating: 10/10 YUM love the texture and it tastes yummy like a good waffle moment

Custard: 8/10

My dumbass ate one as soon as I got in the car thinking they were the little ice cream things :)
Unbeknownst to me, you have to hear them up

Custard was better frozen
Coating was better airfried
April 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Selene is suuuuch a character

Does nothing all day but is still somehow too busy for me
April 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I was about to sleep uncovered before I remembered I’m not the tallest person ever & can comfortably sleep along the width of Queen sized bed

These two babies are lucky I love them too much to make them move so I can sleep how I normally do (along length of bed hogging the cream duvet&pillows)
April 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
All day I couldn’t wait to go to sleep so that I can be cozy and get some much needed rest

Every time I make plans, these two monsters laugh
April 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
She wants her mother to remain weak so that she can remain at the top of the food chain
April 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sleepiest of Sundays to these two
April 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just witnessed a penmanship tiktoker write an unaesthetic “e” when they wrote “Angel”
March 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
For those late-night cravings
March 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I start every morning with 10 minutes of some form of flexibility and core strengthening exercises by simply trying to get out of bed without waking these two kittens up

I also cracked my back taking this picture cause I sleep mouth-down
March 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They don’t do TV like they used to
March 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This chihuahua is lucky I respect her boundaries cause if I didn’t, she would be shoved so far up my nose so that I could inhale her scent of love all day
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I made the worst pancakes ever and I’m so upset I lost my touch

Compare my perfect batch from 2017 to todays I could cry
March 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Specially Selected
Irish Cream Cheesecake from Aldi’s

8.5/10
I wanna give it a 10/10 cause it has no flaws but it’s not the best thing since canned bread

Love the Graham bottom, love the “cheesecake” part, love the thinner top layer that tastes like dulce de leche
Just all around a delish dessert
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just found out Amy Poehler voiced this old lady
February 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Benton’s Hazelnut cookies from Aldi’s

3/10–peeyoooooo
Should’ve stayed in Germany!
Kind of tastes like unseasoned steamed white mushrooms
February 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Matters well!
February 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
In what fucking world does this sweet blinking baby equal that horrid monster?
February 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m going to throw up

Nostalgia is going to be the death of me
February 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If anyone has tried these shoprite donut flavored cookies pls advise if they are soft😔
I didn’t see any molasses or brown sugar in the ingredients and I refuse to spend money on hard cookies
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM