Everyone in this jury duty waiting room is so lucky I’m aware that yelling out of boredom is not a socially acceptable task to do
Instead I will continue to quietly giggle for 0.03 seconds before I realize I can hear myself
Instead I will continue to quietly giggle for 0.03 seconds before I realize I can hear myself
October 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Everyone in this jury duty waiting room is so lucky I’m aware that yelling out of boredom is not a socially acceptable task to do
Instead I will continue to quietly giggle for 0.03 seconds before I realize I can hear myself
Instead I will continue to quietly giggle for 0.03 seconds before I realize I can hear myself
I wonder if my boss has ever listened to “Pretty Hurts”
August 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I wonder if my boss has ever listened to “Pretty Hurts”
Reposted by No Pues Guau
I feel like Chappell Roan is what people who like Taylor Swift hear when they hear Taylor Swift
August 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I feel like Chappell Roan is what people who like Taylor Swift hear when they hear Taylor Swift
I worked out
Had to tell someone to know it was real
Had to tell someone to know it was real
August 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I worked out
Had to tell someone to know it was real
Had to tell someone to know it was real
I don’t remember if I read or watched Good Charlotte but I need to run that experience back
If Dakota Fanning was in it I maaaay have watched it but the only spider i remember is from James and the Giant Peach
I can google but I know I’ll forget my mission as soon as I swipe out of this app
If Dakota Fanning was in it I maaaay have watched it but the only spider i remember is from James and the Giant Peach
I can google but I know I’ll forget my mission as soon as I swipe out of this app
July 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don’t remember if I read or watched Good Charlotte but I need to run that experience back
If Dakota Fanning was in it I maaaay have watched it but the only spider i remember is from James and the Giant Peach
I can google but I know I’ll forget my mission as soon as I swipe out of this app
If Dakota Fanning was in it I maaaay have watched it but the only spider i remember is from James and the Giant Peach
I can google but I know I’ll forget my mission as soon as I swipe out of this app
I keep having nightmares about the Rutgers bus system in Livi and College ave even though I graduated 3 years ago
July 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I keep having nightmares about the Rutgers bus system in Livi and College ave even though I graduated 3 years ago
Reposted by No Pues Guau
Qué importante es tener unas buenas chanclas para andar en la casa.
July 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Qué importante es tener unas buenas chanclas para andar en la casa.
Nobody in the world can calculate how badly I need a toasted sesame bagel with an overflowing amount of cream cheese
July 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Nobody in the world can calculate how badly I need a toasted sesame bagel with an overflowing amount of cream cheese
Why do all pack of socks legally require me to unravel 90% of said socks in order to get them out of the packaging
July 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why do all pack of socks legally require me to unravel 90% of said socks in order to get them out of the packaging
The We Belong Together music video (Mariah Carey) used to make me cry when it came out
July 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The We Belong Together music video (Mariah Carey) used to make me cry when it came out
I need to be love bombed for 2 days
I don’t ask for much
I don’t ask for much
July 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I need to be love bombed for 2 days
I don’t ask for much
I don’t ask for much
Reposted by No Pues Guau
Whenever Europeans called me an American I feel the need to correct them I’m a New York American
July 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Whenever Europeans called me an American I feel the need to correct them I’m a New York American
Just got my period so I wiiiiill be enjoying 5-10 delicious meals today and tomorrow
July 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just got my period so I wiiiiill be enjoying 5-10 delicious meals today and tomorrow
Currently in real life Jurassic Park
(I just stole Chihuahua’s toy, squeaked it, and hid it under my belly as I lay on top of it and she is now sniffing all around me and scratching for me to get up)
(I just stole Chihuahua’s toy, squeaked it, and hid it under my belly as I lay on top of it and she is now sniffing all around me and scratching for me to get up)
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Currently in real life Jurassic Park
(I just stole Chihuahua’s toy, squeaked it, and hid it under my belly as I lay on top of it and she is now sniffing all around me and scratching for me to get up)
(I just stole Chihuahua’s toy, squeaked it, and hid it under my belly as I lay on top of it and she is now sniffing all around me and scratching for me to get up)
Reposted by No Pues Guau
The way Austin speaks makes me want to kms
June 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The way Austin speaks makes me want to kms
I could change the vibe of the entire house by not saying good morning within the first millisecond
June 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I could change the vibe of the entire house by not saying good morning within the first millisecond
Today is sooooo Thursday
June 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Today is sooooo Thursday
Watching Love Island is gonna be the death of my TV cause I accidentally react like their Fiji bugs are landing on my TV
June 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Watching Love Island is gonna be the death of my TV cause I accidentally react like their Fiji bugs are landing on my TV
I want a hotdog with sesame seeds
June 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I want a hotdog with sesame seeds
Can someone explain The Devil Wear Prada to me like I’m 5
Looove the movie & understand Anne Hathaway left her people for her job, but I don’t understand how Maryl Streep is the “villain”
Also if Emily blunt wasn’t gonna go why is it bad that Anne went when they’re not besties?someone had to go no?
Looove the movie & understand Anne Hathaway left her people for her job, but I don’t understand how Maryl Streep is the “villain”
Also if Emily blunt wasn’t gonna go why is it bad that Anne went when they’re not besties?someone had to go no?
June 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Can someone explain The Devil Wear Prada to me like I’m 5
Looove the movie & understand Anne Hathaway left her people for her job, but I don’t understand how Maryl Streep is the “villain”
Also if Emily blunt wasn’t gonna go why is it bad that Anne went when they’re not besties?someone had to go no?
Looove the movie & understand Anne Hathaway left her people for her job, but I don’t understand how Maryl Streep is the “villain”
Also if Emily blunt wasn’t gonna go why is it bad that Anne went when they’re not besties?someone had to go no?
I was just in a meeting and had shared my screen but forgot to stop so they saw I immediately went to look at next weeks ShopRite circular once I was done talking
June 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was just in a meeting and had shared my screen but forgot to stop so they saw I immediately went to look at next weeks ShopRite circular once I was done talking
I age 20 years each time I have to do these hour long harassment training courses
June 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I age 20 years each time I have to do these hour long harassment training courses
Getting frozen yogurt w my sisters and my god sister and I just knoooow my oldest sister will “forget” her wallet
June 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Getting frozen yogurt w my sisters and my god sister and I just knoooow my oldest sister will “forget” her wallet
I just had detail-after-detail crazy Deja vu for a good 15 seconds
June 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I just had detail-after-detail crazy Deja vu for a good 15 seconds