Pedro Martinez has a message for Phillies pitcher Orion Kerkering. #MLB

Yeshiva University, on a 99-game losing streak, takes on Lehman College, who have lost 42 in a row. One streak ends today.

every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

Post an Onion Article that lives in your head rent-free.
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