heathbird
@quixoticpress.bsky.social
queer chronically ill autistic amorphous blob
I never learned how to be funny on the internet
artist afterhours: instagram.com/jaysharps
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I never learned how to be funny on the internet
artist afterhours: instagram.com/jaysharps
they/them
🇨🇦
I was complaining about how nothing is ever a group decision & I specifically never get consulted on plans, and my mum was like "that's just how it is when you're the youngest" and shrugged. so I get treated like a child forever? I get it. I'm the least successful & unmarried too. mhm.
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I was complaining about how nothing is ever a group decision & I specifically never get consulted on plans, and my mum was like "that's just how it is when you're the youngest" and shrugged. so I get treated like a child forever? I get it. I'm the least successful & unmarried too. mhm.
that's why I used to stay up so late bc it was the only time I got to hang out in my room by myself and do whatever I wanted after everyone went to bed. the basement was my brother's, he didn't get questioned. but for some reason I was always expected to hang out during the day.
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
that's why I used to stay up so late bc it was the only time I got to hang out in my room by myself and do whatever I wanted after everyone went to bed. the basement was my brother's, he didn't get questioned. but for some reason I was always expected to hang out during the day.
I'm having flashbacks to when I was a kid and I would often sit in the livingroom watching whatever crap she had on bc she would make comments about me "hiding in my room". when I got a laptop I'd bring that to the livingroom & she'd be on hers, and we'd just be on opposite ends of the room.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm having flashbacks to when I was a kid and I would often sit in the livingroom watching whatever crap she had on bc she would make comments about me "hiding in my room". when I got a laptop I'd bring that to the livingroom & she'd be on hers, and we'd just be on opposite ends of the room.
another classic was "oh my god these portions are HUGE! I don't think I can possibly finish this." as I am quietly devouring the exact same thing she ordered that is in fact a perfectly normal sized meal we have at home.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
another classic was "oh my god these portions are HUGE! I don't think I can possibly finish this." as I am quietly devouring the exact same thing she ordered that is in fact a perfectly normal sized meal we have at home.
I wasn't concerned about driving his truck before, but turns out it's a GIANT Ford f150, with the extended cab!!! the thing is a BEAST. on the Trans Canada is fine, but in the city I might cry. all I'm saying is pray for me. I'm smoking in it, he can suck it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I wasn't concerned about driving his truck before, but turns out it's a GIANT Ford f150, with the extended cab!!! the thing is a BEAST. on the Trans Canada is fine, but in the city I might cry. all I'm saying is pray for me. I'm smoking in it, he can suck it.
the original plan I was told was we were just packing an apartment & putting it in a storage cube. now we're actually moving it in a truck 2hrs to another city!!! he doesn't own that much but that isn't the point!! that's moving things twice!! pack, load AND unload!!! and I have to drive his truck!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the original plan I was told was we were just packing an apartment & putting it in a storage cube. now we're actually moving it in a truck 2hrs to another city!!! he doesn't own that much but that isn't the point!! that's moving things twice!! pack, load AND unload!!! and I have to drive his truck!!
my mum was worried she'd have to wake me up. lady, there was a time I had to be at work & functioning at 5:30am. I might feel like I'm dying, but there's a part of my muscle memory that will ✨always remember✨
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
my mum was worried she'd have to wake me up. lady, there was a time I had to be at work & functioning at 5:30am. I might feel like I'm dying, but there's a part of my muscle memory that will ✨always remember✨
or is the real love when you get audience participation and a person who joins along in the rant and commits to the bit with you? freak for freak, that's all I'm saying.
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
or is the real love when you get audience participation and a person who joins along in the rant and commits to the bit with you? freak for freak, that's all I'm saying.
my tinted glasses help, but they only provide minor buffs.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my tinted glasses help, but they only provide minor buffs.