2 things

Your life is a fuckin rollercoaster

And, yes call the vet, better safe than sorry

Yeah that’s lovely sorry has your dog got its own little Starbucks toy 🥹🥹🥹

My best friend lives in the US and to think I’ll never be able to see her if this shit stands

Burning in hell with Kissinger

It’s not childish at all to enjoy something and take comfort in it🥹

After the New Jersey “UFO” bs, Mulder is probably camped out on some high rise building, Scully is probably tootling around though

Honestly Mulder and Scully need bronzed statues nearby the FBI building, they’re the only reason I give a shit about the FBI at all

Also grocery shopping while baked is fun as hell, nothing is serious, everything is funny, it’s just good times

Went to a massive outlet store called The Fun Factory after a dub of Pineapple kush diamonds and I was conVINCED I was walking faster than the average person, I don’t remember much but I do remember the Super Bat Hero

His father is the exact same, even when he was fucking around in South Africa, Errol was very pro-natalist, like to a Fucking disturbing degree