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Jason
@quitebloodylazy.bsky.social
26 He/Him
✨Nazis and Transphobes go fuck yourself ✨
Fuck AI
Fuck Crypto
Certified motherfucker, literally, I’ll pork your mom
Transformers
The X-Files
Elden Ring and Souls
Other nerdy things too
Went to a massive outlet store called The Fun Factory after a dub of Pineapple kush diamonds and I was conVINCED I was walking faster than the average person, I don’t remember much but I do remember the Super Bat Hero
December 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
You to Eddie and Venom
December 21, 2024 at 12:56 PM
TW: Snake

This is a Flowerpot Snake I found at my gate as I came in from grocery shopping

It is one of the smallest snake species in the world and, as far as I know, the only known snake species to reproduce through parthenogenesis, all specimens are female!

Such a little sweetie pie 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
December 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
You sitting there like
December 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Dog 2: Electric Boogaloo

Also feat my late Jewish dog Benjamin

And my current Jewish dog Levi, although he’s not old enough for his bark-mitzvah
December 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Seems right
December 7, 2024 at 6:43 PM
In keeping with the theme I was curious about South Africa and I found something quite interesting

This is how we cope with loss in South Africa, have a wank

I’m proud of my country
December 2, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Bonus
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I don’t have any cats, I have loaves and fur monkeys, that’s all
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Safe to say someone doesn’t want me to get up
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 AM
I’ll drink to that!
November 29, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Daddy’s gonna need a bigger bed…
November 29, 2024 at 12:54 PM
So MAGAs can go on a tirade about entirely dehumanising trans folks, people can meme about killing Palestinians, they can throw hatred at anti-Zionist Jews but making a joke about the owner of the site and the Commander in Queef of the US is bad? This is censorship
November 29, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Got locked on Twitter hjksksksks

Fuckin censorship man, what happened to free speech
November 29, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Kitty
November 27, 2024 at 2:42 PM
TW for insect

Praying mantis nymph

Look little baby🥹🥹🥹
November 27, 2024 at 2:10 PM

Mmmmm yummy Christ
November 25, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Makin copies
November 25, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Chat, is it legal to be this sleepy?
November 25, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Katze
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM
The SSV Normandy SR-2 will always be the coolest ship in fiction imho
November 20, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Breaking News: Tiny man now has a teddy bear
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Same with my big boy, he’s not even a year old yet and he’s much larger than all my almost 6 year old female cats 😭
Yeah she’s sitting and he’s standing but he’s so big!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 1:11 PM
November 16, 2024 at 7:27 AM
He does little dream woofs too🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 15, 2024 at 6:12 PM