Kaylie Woomer
@quirkofart.bsky.social
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Kaylie Woomer
@quirkofart.bsky.social
· Oct 18
I am going to share a name from my list of potential drag queens every time I remember as a thread here:
To start- Nuancé (pronounced like Beyoncé)
To start- Nuancé (pronounced like Beyoncé)
This is what happens when a society makes asking questions a sin. The way people react when I ask the question “why” you’d think it was a slur.
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is what happens when a society makes asking questions a sin. The way people react when I ask the question “why” you’d think it was a slur.
Just found out I accidentally learned all of the choreography to High School Musical’s We’re All in This Together when I was 14
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Just found out I accidentally learned all of the choreography to High School Musical’s We’re All in This Together when I was 14
Just saw a man walking down the street in the rain holding a closed umbrella. Feels like a perfect metaphor for…everything
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just saw a man walking down the street in the rain holding a closed umbrella. Feels like a perfect metaphor for…everything
Grand Bazaar is such a good game wtf
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Grand Bazaar is such a good game wtf
Steam releasing the Steam Machine in 2015:
Intergalactic Back To The Future Intergalactic Quality GIF
Alt: Back To The Future scene where Marty says “I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it”
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November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Steam releasing the Steam Machine in 2015:
Arthur really fucked up my perception of what an aardvark would look like
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Arthur really fucked up my perception of what an aardvark would look like
That peanut butter and jelly combo jar but it’s barbecue sauce and ranch
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
That peanut butter and jelly combo jar but it’s barbecue sauce and ranch
Idk why but I get really strong second hand embarrassment when men start waxing poetic about the gold standard.
Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!
Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Idk why but I get really strong second hand embarrassment when men start waxing poetic about the gold standard.
Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!
Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!
Every time Gene Park opens his bitch mouth I want to say things that I know would be frowned upon outside of the context he’s a little pussy bitch hanging out with Trumpers “but they’re my moots!” like it’s 2008 and that doesn’t make you a jackass eating at the Nazi table.
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Every time Gene Park opens his bitch mouth I want to say things that I know would be frowned upon outside of the context he’s a little pussy bitch hanging out with Trumpers “but they’re my moots!” like it’s 2008 and that doesn’t make you a jackass eating at the Nazi table.
Gonna start a Limp bizkit cover band called Limp Bizquik
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gonna start a Limp bizkit cover band called Limp Bizquik
Prepping @kylegaddo.bsky.social for Shelby Oaks tomorrow and I still can’t decide if I should show him the ReignBot or NightMind ARG summary video 😭😭😭
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Prepping @kylegaddo.bsky.social for Shelby Oaks tomorrow and I still can’t decide if I should show him the ReignBot or NightMind ARG summary video 😭😭😭
Heists being back is a recession indicator
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Heists being back is a recession indicator
I miss Tim Curry
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I miss Tim Curry
My boyfriend: I made a post that’s not not about you
The post:
The post:
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My boyfriend: I made a post that’s not not about you
The post:
The post:
I should call him
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I should call him
Everyone needs to move out of their hometowns at some point. How else would I learn double dough is apparently a Chicago-exclusive pizza type?!?!
October 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Everyone needs to move out of their hometowns at some point. How else would I learn double dough is apparently a Chicago-exclusive pizza type?!?!
Had to teach my boyfriend about Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage today smh
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Had to teach my boyfriend about Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage today smh
Still got a couple things to go, but this weeks cooking frenzy has born delicious fruits
September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Still got a couple things to go, but this weeks cooking frenzy has born delicious fruits
About to attempt my first garlic confit 🤤
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
About to attempt my first garlic confit 🤤
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Another king, Perry Winkle
September 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Another king, Perry Winkle
The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest
September 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest
The Greatest Generation really could do everything except raise kids, huh?
September 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Greatest Generation really could do everything except raise kids, huh?
Zero word, two picture horror story
September 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Zero word, two picture horror story
Lowkey have less than no respect for Jon Stewart pulling cutesie stunts hosting shows as the big bad lefty radical when he abandoned political commentary the most important election in US history. Just abandoned educating young men to Trump and now waltzes back all smug.
a man behind bars with the words " believed in you " above him
ALT: a man behind bars with the words " believed in you " above him
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Lowkey have less than no respect for Jon Stewart pulling cutesie stunts hosting shows as the big bad lefty radical when he abandoned political commentary the most important election in US history. Just abandoned educating young men to Trump and now waltzes back all smug.
Shoutout to that one driving friend in every high school friend group
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Shoutout to that one driving friend in every high school friend group