School for sale?

A delivery at half 2 the morning 🤷‍♀️

Legend has it, she’s been here before

Driving to Manchester with the parents, wish I got the train

“Can I have a bag please?”

*pulls out a bin liner*

“Cool, thanks I guess 😬

I am the proudest mother on the planet right now!

Did this today, need a two leg transplant

Daughter “If you just hold it she will feed herself”

Sure, thanks

Won best dressed at work last night

Woke up for work not that long ago and it seems Santa did an early drop off 😍🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼

My suspicions are that He may not be in Abu Dhabi but he sure is about to be

Then I noticed this private jet had flown from Abu Dhabi direct to Homs, disappeared from radar then pop back up and off it went back to Abu Dhabi

Fun night a work watching flight radar, right after Assad was reported to be seen boarding a plane this was the only flight seen over Syria. Disappeared from radar descending near Homs at 2.30am ish. No airport there