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Quintelex
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Indie - Courteeners, Stone Roses, Oasis. Rugby - Quins & Sale. From the south but love Manchester. Reluctant parent of teenagers and NHS worker. Nerd
School for sale?
July 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A delivery at half 2 the morning 🤷‍♀️
July 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Legend has it, she’s been here before
July 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Driving to Manchester with the parents, wish I got the train
July 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Every damn night it hits 9pm and I just constantly pour with sweat till I shower for work at 11 😭😭
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July 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Marvelling at the beautiful full moon as I head into my healthcare night shift
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July 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just put two socks on the same foot then spent ten minutes looking for my “missing “ sock

Perimenopause is so fun
June 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“Can I have a bag please?”

*pulls out a bin liner*

“Cool, thanks I guess 😬
June 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am the proudest mother on the planet right now!
June 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Did this today, need a two leg transplant
May 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Finished work, went for the sausage bap I’ve ever eaten now I’m about to go for a 6/7 mile walk! Yay
May 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Got the milk out for my coffee,
took lid off milk,
Stood doing something or nothing for a few minutes 🤷‍♀️,
Did milk up and put it back in the fridge,
No milk in my coffee 🙄

Good morning
May 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Daughter “If you just hold it she will feed herself”

Sure, thanks
March 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Anyone watching this tennis match, Draper v Vukic?

I can not deal!
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January 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My daughter growing loved her dolls and prams. She had a baby last year, she said while pregnant- “I’m only buying one pram!!”

Baby is now 13 months old and she’s just bought her 3rd pram 🤣🤣
January 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I have a happy manc here in Southampton and plenty of fuming saints fans in the pub because they can’t put the saints game on 😂
January 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Heard in the ladies toilets,

*sigh* immediately “sorry, I’m not sighing at you! I’m sighing at a man! I’d never sigh at a woman, only ever at men!”

Whole bathroom - “YAS SISTER!”
January 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
For the first time in 3 years I’ve actually had a positive conversation with a doctor about peri menopause. She still said I was quite young but still I’ve finally been validated
January 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Me all cosy and happy because it seems to be snowing all over the place apart from my town. As usual 😁
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January 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Won best dressed at work last night
December 25, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Woke up for work not that long ago and it seems Santa did an early drop off 😍🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼
December 24, 2024 at 10:43 PM
My son is currently telling me about the rabbit hole of events licences he is currently on
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December 22, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I’ve started my English GCSE in sept. Sat my first assessment at the beginning of November, completely unprepared. Just muddled through a full Paper 1 gcse mock
No idea what I was doing!

I got a 6/B!
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December 17, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Fun night a work watching flight radar, right after Assad was reported to be seen boarding a plane this was the only flight seen over Syria. Disappeared from radar descending near Homs at 2.30am ish. No airport there
December 8, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Went to see Moana 2, great film!

Though I was smart going at 7pm to avoid small children and end up sat next to a very small child who would not sit still 😭
December 4, 2024 at 9:40 PM