Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

Day 2 of not having power or wifi: I know my neighbors names and birthdays

For my first Bluesky post, my nature walk at the dog park this morning