President Trump pardoned two turkeys today. They have since joined ICE.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
President Trump pardoned two turkeys today. They have since joined ICE.
Jimmy Fallon's success mystifies me. I've never heard anyone say a good thing about him or anything he's done.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Jimmy Fallon's success mystifies me. I've never heard anyone say a good thing about him or anything he's done.
If the French had Netflix, Marie Antoinette would still be queen.
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If the French had Netflix, Marie Antoinette would still be queen.
IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to say "I don't know enough about this subject to have an informed opinion about it."
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to say "I don't know enough about this subject to have an informed opinion about it."
I want to open a combination allergist and pizza parlor. Call it Little Sneezer's.
September 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I want to open a combination allergist and pizza parlor. Call it Little Sneezer's.
New conspiracy theory: there is no Taylor Swift. She's a character being played by Meryl Streep.
July 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
New conspiracy theory: there is no Taylor Swift. She's a character being played by Meryl Streep.
The temperature outside is so high, Whitney Houston told it to slow down.
June 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The temperature outside is so high, Whitney Houston told it to slow down.
Remember how during WWII Roosevelt was able to stay in office after his two terms were up because we were in war?
I'm sure that's a one-time only thing...right?
I'm sure that's a one-time only thing...right?
June 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remember how during WWII Roosevelt was able to stay in office after his two terms were up because we were in war?
I'm sure that's a one-time only thing...right?
I'm sure that's a one-time only thing...right?
@johncusack.bsky.social I have nothing political to add...just wanted to say that 1408 is one of my favorite horror films of all time. You're amazing in it!
June 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
@johncusack.bsky.social I have nothing political to add...just wanted to say that 1408 is one of my favorite horror films of all time. You're amazing in it!
I have seen Jamie Dornan in several movies. I know I have. Yet I don't think I could pick him out of a lineup of one.
May 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I have seen Jamie Dornan in several movies. I know I have. Yet I don't think I could pick him out of a lineup of one.
A cupcake is just a muffin with makeup and delusions of grandeur.
March 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A cupcake is just a muffin with makeup and delusions of grandeur.
I just caught a couple of minutes of the inauguration, which is all I could stomach.
We are so screwed.
We are so screwed.
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I just caught a couple of minutes of the inauguration, which is all I could stomach.
We are so screwed.
We are so screwed.
I no longer wish death upon my enemies. I wish aggravation, inconvenience and annoyance.
May you only notice your bread is moldy after you've already made your sandwich.
May you always get stuck at a red light behind someone playing on their phone.
May you only notice your bread is moldy after you've already made your sandwich.
May you always get stuck at a red light behind someone playing on their phone.
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I no longer wish death upon my enemies. I wish aggravation, inconvenience and annoyance.
May you only notice your bread is moldy after you've already made your sandwich.
May you always get stuck at a red light behind someone playing on their phone.
May you only notice your bread is moldy after you've already made your sandwich.
May you always get stuck at a red light behind someone playing on their phone.
I just realized that Dexter Original Sin is just Young Sheldon with bloodlust.
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I just realized that Dexter Original Sin is just Young Sheldon with bloodlust.
This place reminds me of what it was like in the early days of Twitter. It was a nice site to use. Fun, and not full of right-wing nutbags spewing hate.
November 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
This place reminds me of what it was like in the early days of Twitter. It was a nice site to use. Fun, and not full of right-wing nutbags spewing hate.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I watched The Belko Experiment recently and LOVED it! Is there any chance for a sequel sometime in the future? I mean, it's not as if you're busy doing anything, right? :P
November 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social I watched The Belko Experiment recently and LOVED it! Is there any chance for a sequel sometime in the future? I mean, it's not as if you're busy doing anything, right? :P
Reposted by Matt
When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
When we were children, we were taught that no matter how you reached, no matter much wealth and power you accumulated, you were not above the law.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
November 24, 2024 at 9:57 AM
When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
Reposted by Matt
Today John Stewart’s Green Lantern statue joined Wonder Woman and Batman on the streets of Burbank, California!
November 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Today John Stewart’s Green Lantern statue joined Wonder Woman and Batman on the streets of Burbank, California!
Let's see how this site does as a Twitter replacement.
November 8, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Let's see how this site does as a Twitter replacement.