early 30s. n/sfw
*shows ringless hand, both sides* "i'm a married man."
*shows ringless hand, both sides* "i'm a married man."
"i dunno, 'you should probably piss' is pretty good aftercare"
"i dunno, 'you should probably piss' is pretty good aftercare"
"...so that's why it's really scary for me to accept or admit it if i like someone a lot."
"🎵she's so brave, she's well behaved, sheee is not afraid! she's powerful, she's a good girl, sheee is our whole world!🎶"
"...so that's why it's really scary for me to accept or admit it if i like someone a lot."
"🎵she's so brave, she's well behaved, sheee is not afraid! she's powerful, she's a good girl, sheee is our whole world!🎶"
a grotesque pleasure better than divinity
a grotesque pleasure better than divinity
"yeah, i'm a masochist."
"well, i've mostly only ever hurt women, cause of my mommy issues, but my dad taught me to try anything once."
"yeah, i'm a masochist."
"well, i've mostly only ever hurt women, cause of my mommy issues, but my dad taught me to try anything once."
"i really need to talk to someone"
"i'm sorry, but i really don't wanna hear it right now."
"it's just i always listen to other people and they never listen to me. that's all."
"damn, that sucks and i relate. hope that helps."
"i really need to talk to someone"
"i'm sorry, but i really don't wanna hear it right now."
"it's just i always listen to other people and they never listen to me. that's all."
"damn, that sucks and i relate. hope that helps."
"can i ask you a personal question? you said you were a health nut, is that true? so... why would you swallow my cum?" (said in earnest)
"can i ask you a personal question? you said you were a health nut, is that true? so... why would you swallow my cum?" (said in earnest)
roommate: young n dumb n full of cum
me:
roommate: young n dumb n full of cum
me: