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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
Got a light day at work for the first time all week so you know what that means: pooping in the work bathroom instead of doing inventory 😎😎😎
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Got a light day at work for the first time all week so you know what that means: pooping in the work bathroom instead of doing inventory 😎😎😎
Took a glance at social media & looks like everything is still pretty bad! Glad I checked!
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Took a glance at social media & looks like everything is still pretty bad! Glad I checked!
I don’t even care anymore, man
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don’t even care anymore, man
Move over spooky girls, it’s jolly boy season now
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Move over spooky girls, it’s jolly boy season now
HAIRLESS TERRIER WAS ROBBED
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAIRLESS TERRIER WAS ROBBED
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Funniest outcome:
Jackie Chan, a vocal supporter of the communist party, refuses to be in Rush Hour 4 unless Trump renegotiates tariffs in a manner favorable to China.
Jackie Chan, a vocal supporter of the communist party, refuses to be in Rush Hour 4 unless Trump renegotiates tariffs in a manner favorable to China.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Funniest outcome:
Jackie Chan, a vocal supporter of the communist party, refuses to be in Rush Hour 4 unless Trump renegotiates tariffs in a manner favorable to China.
Jackie Chan, a vocal supporter of the communist party, refuses to be in Rush Hour 4 unless Trump renegotiates tariffs in a manner favorable to China.
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
I’m looking for that Ghislaine/Jeffrey love but without the pedo stuff or espionage
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m looking for that Ghislaine/Jeffrey love but without the pedo stuff or espionage
I don’t want to live in Florida but I finally have a decent job and the last time I tried to move alone was a disaster so basically I’m gonna need one of you to give me one million dollars
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don’t want to live in Florida but I finally have a decent job and the last time I tried to move alone was a disaster so basically I’m gonna need one of you to give me one million dollars
Bari Weiss, pushing the boundaries of discourse: So what exactly *is* “blockchain pedophilia?”
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Bari Weiss, pushing the boundaries of discourse: So what exactly *is* “blockchain pedophilia?”
What if instead of the Death Note it was the breast note and if you write someone’s name in it, you give them huge knockers
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
What if instead of the Death Note it was the breast note and if you write someone’s name in it, you give them huge knockers
Guess who went to the park today?
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Guess who went to the park today?
Saw this figure in the chipped paint of one of the concrete pillars by the loading dock. I think it looks like a bunny. Okay, I’m gonna have a nap, goodbye.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Saw this figure in the chipped paint of one of the concrete pillars by the loading dock. I think it looks like a bunny. Okay, I’m gonna have a nap, goodbye.
This is how I enter most rooms btw
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is how I enter most rooms btw
Women are obligated to laugh at my metal gear memes today
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Women are obligated to laugh at my metal gear memes today
Listen up, liberal
*sucks your dick*
*sucks your dick*
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Listen up, liberal
*sucks your dick*
*sucks your dick*
Forklift friday! I want to go home!
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Forklift friday! I want to go home!
I work so hard & I am so tired 😔
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I work so hard & I am so tired 😔
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Gym lighting, my beloved…making me look so much more shredded than I am 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Gym lighting, my beloved…making me look so much more shredded than I am 🥲
“I’m afraid it’s been…two days. You will have to go back to work..”
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“I’m afraid it’s been…two days. You will have to go back to work..”