This is better than the Founder/CEO of Mylk Labs inventing oatmeal:

Fourth party plz

#MESSI ASSIST ALERT

A tale of two marathons

This is so depressing. It would be funny, but the only people who catch this (or care about it) are already pissed. They’re just teasing us.

Spoiler: Americans repeatedly overestimate their contributions to society compared to the people they’re trying to kill/imprison/kick out of the country.

You can’t just say “BREAKING” and then give an opinion. That’s like saying “FIRST THOUGHT BEST THOUGHT”