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Ben Wright - Queex
@queex.bsky.social
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I write stuff. Day job is statistical genetics. He/him or they/them. https://patreon.com/Queex
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The line has an energy I try to bring to many of my interactions with inanimate objects.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
queex.bsky.social
"Taste cold steel, feeble cannon restraint rope!"
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
queex.bsky.social
I would not, but I have been there and done that, as it were. Didn't get to wear the Flemish merchant's hat, though.
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
queex.bsky.social
You don't have to say 'fibre guys', you can just call them Warburtons.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
queex.bsky.social
Scene from Bubba Ho-Tep. A decrepit mummy stands on a lawn at night. Hieroglyphs float in their in front of him, and a subtitles give the translation: "Eat the dog dick of Anubis you ass wipe!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
queex.bsky.social
It would make a splash, that's for sure.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
queex.bsky.social
God, imagine getting a hand job from this.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
queex.bsky.social
← To Be Continued |\|/
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
queex.bsky.social
Ah, the ol' "tenner in the hard copy of your thesis" gambit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
queex.bsky.social
I see potential for a web toy in this. Procedurally-generated vaguely threatening letters from a scientist with a portentous name.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
queex.bsky.social
Hyperventilate accordingly.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
queex.bsky.social
I thought at first you meant when it came to wearing sleeved garments and was already nodding along.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM