✨Jessica✨
@queertits.bsky.social
DTLA Queer Parental Unit 🌈
Cranky Cripple
Drunk Musings that Might Make Sense
#bless
Cranky Cripple
Drunk Musings that Might Make Sense
#bless
I do not understand why ragebait is a thing. Like, *gestures at everything* I don't need to be adding to my already destroyed nervous system, thanks.
Everything is exhausting enough.
We don't need to have your lack of talent in anything actually positively productive all over the place.
Everything is exhausting enough.
We don't need to have your lack of talent in anything actually positively productive all over the place.
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I do not understand why ragebait is a thing. Like, *gestures at everything* I don't need to be adding to my already destroyed nervous system, thanks.
Everything is exhausting enough.
We don't need to have your lack of talent in anything actually positively productive all over the place.
Everything is exhausting enough.
We don't need to have your lack of talent in anything actually positively productive all over the place.
I'm lucky I have Gaga instead of Madonna (generationally) but honestly - Grandpa, I'm tired.
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I'm lucky I have Gaga instead of Madonna (generationally) but honestly - Grandpa, I'm tired.
People keep talking in my algorithm about the insanity of the "male loneliness epidemic" but I have yet to encounter the conversation directly. At all.
I'm mad as I want the opportunity to scream laugh in someone's face.
I'm mad as I want the opportunity to scream laugh in someone's face.
July 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
People keep talking in my algorithm about the insanity of the "male loneliness epidemic" but I have yet to encounter the conversation directly. At all.
I'm mad as I want the opportunity to scream laugh in someone's face.
I'm mad as I want the opportunity to scream laugh in someone's face.
I know it's entertaining to watch the Elon/Donnie Boy Mean Girls Grade Social Collapse but like ... It's not even surprising? Like a generic romcom. Someone needs to spice it up a bit.
June 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I know it's entertaining to watch the Elon/Donnie Boy Mean Girls Grade Social Collapse but like ... It's not even surprising? Like a generic romcom. Someone needs to spice it up a bit.
Reposted by ✨Jessica✨
Missed out on #SHREK Biqtchin’? No worries, check out the live stream now! Hope you enjoy getting’ SHREK’d. See y’all next month on May 9th at @precinctdtla.bsky.social.
Thank you @ovilee.bsky.social & Ian for making this a reality.
Watch the full show here:
www.youtube.com/live/RVOjKfj...
Thank you @ovilee.bsky.social & Ian for making this a reality.
Watch the full show here:
www.youtube.com/live/RVOjKfj...
April 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Missed out on #SHREK Biqtchin’? No worries, check out the live stream now! Hope you enjoy getting’ SHREK’d. See y’all next month on May 9th at @precinctdtla.bsky.social.
Thank you @ovilee.bsky.social & Ian for making this a reality.
Watch the full show here:
www.youtube.com/live/RVOjKfj...
Thank you @ovilee.bsky.social & Ian for making this a reality.
Watch the full show here:
www.youtube.com/live/RVOjKfj...
It has been repeatedly proven, however. My first ACAB moment? My ex gf signed up, used me as a reference, I gave her a terrible one, and they still hired her.
April 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It has been repeatedly proven, however. My first ACAB moment? My ex gf signed up, used me as a reference, I gave her a terrible one, and they still hired her.
Sometimes you have to take your sweet soul out of her cocoon and give her the pep talk you would give your best friend.
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Sometimes you have to take your sweet soul out of her cocoon and give her the pep talk you would give your best friend.
Reposted by ✨Jessica✨
In a departure from my previous policy, I will also now be charging people for dealing with their baggage
March 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In a departure from my previous policy, I will also now be charging people for dealing with their baggage
I'm so tired of tweets reposted as "creative memes"
Or worse.
Acted out tiktoks.
Shhhh..... Stop stealing creative thoughts that have already sucked us dry coz we've seen it reposted 9009 times.
YOUR rendition isn't better
(It's worse) (Coz you're ugly) (And irrelevant)
Or worse.
Acted out tiktoks.
Shhhh..... Stop stealing creative thoughts that have already sucked us dry coz we've seen it reposted 9009 times.
YOUR rendition isn't better
(It's worse) (Coz you're ugly) (And irrelevant)
February 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I'm so tired of tweets reposted as "creative memes"
Or worse.
Acted out tiktoks.
Shhhh..... Stop stealing creative thoughts that have already sucked us dry coz we've seen it reposted 9009 times.
YOUR rendition isn't better
(It's worse) (Coz you're ugly) (And irrelevant)
Or worse.
Acted out tiktoks.
Shhhh..... Stop stealing creative thoughts that have already sucked us dry coz we've seen it reposted 9009 times.
YOUR rendition isn't better
(It's worse) (Coz you're ugly) (And irrelevant)
Shout out to the girly scream-singing Dua's "Don't Start Now" while stuck in traffic on Burbank Blvd today.
I was homicidal and near a mental breakdown on hour 2 of brake lights and it made me giggle. Coz why? Relatable AF.
I was homicidal and near a mental breakdown on hour 2 of brake lights and it made me giggle. Coz why? Relatable AF.
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Shout out to the girly scream-singing Dua's "Don't Start Now" while stuck in traffic on Burbank Blvd today.
I was homicidal and near a mental breakdown on hour 2 of brake lights and it made me giggle. Coz why? Relatable AF.
I was homicidal and near a mental breakdown on hour 2 of brake lights and it made me giggle. Coz why? Relatable AF.
I need two sapphic pop divas to get together, write amazing albums in love with each other, have a crazy messy split, then breakup albums.
Like I wanna hear what awesome lyrics Chappell's ex would write about her.
I want sapphic pop diva angst from both sides.
Like I wanna hear what awesome lyrics Chappell's ex would write about her.
I want sapphic pop diva angst from both sides.
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I need two sapphic pop divas to get together, write amazing albums in love with each other, have a crazy messy split, then breakup albums.
Like I wanna hear what awesome lyrics Chappell's ex would write about her.
I want sapphic pop diva angst from both sides.
Like I wanna hear what awesome lyrics Chappell's ex would write about her.
I want sapphic pop diva angst from both sides.
Anyways. Tell a trans person you love them and will defend them in real life situations today. No special reason. Just do it. Coz you can and you will. 💜
February 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Anyways. Tell a trans person you love them and will defend them in real life situations today. No special reason. Just do it. Coz you can and you will. 💜
Y'all with opinions on people who are transgender need to start having more opinions on Botox, face lifts, BBLs, hair plugs, and fake tiddies.
Which seems to be the whole "conservative" (conserving what, I ask) side.
Which seems to be the whole "conservative" (conserving what, I ask) side.
February 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Y'all with opinions on people who are transgender need to start having more opinions on Botox, face lifts, BBLs, hair plugs, and fake tiddies.
Which seems to be the whole "conservative" (conserving what, I ask) side.
Which seems to be the whole "conservative" (conserving what, I ask) side.
Being disabled isn't fun or special. Accommodations are generally average. Fuck off with your commentary as if reserved seating for one event makes up for a life of suffering.
February 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Being disabled isn't fun or special. Accommodations are generally average. Fuck off with your commentary as if reserved seating for one event makes up for a life of suffering.
Some of y'all dumbasses need it spelled out for you.
VIP: Convenience due to tenure, financial contribution, social respect, etc.
ADA: Accommodations made for people whose participation in events/activities would be less than ~average~
VIP: Convenience due to tenure, financial contribution, social respect, etc.
ADA: Accommodations made for people whose participation in events/activities would be less than ~average~
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Some of y'all dumbasses need it spelled out for you.
VIP: Convenience due to tenure, financial contribution, social respect, etc.
ADA: Accommodations made for people whose participation in events/activities would be less than ~average~
VIP: Convenience due to tenure, financial contribution, social respect, etc.
ADA: Accommodations made for people whose participation in events/activities would be less than ~average~
And this is why I have this platform. So when I have a few tequila sodas and no orgasms, I can scream into a void. A void which might trigger weird people to reply, but hey! I'm drunk. Let the games begin.
February 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
And this is why I have this platform. So when I have a few tequila sodas and no orgasms, I can scream into a void. A void which might trigger weird people to reply, but hey! I'm drunk. Let the games begin.
STOP BEING MAD AT TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS AND START BEING MAD AT THE WET SOCKS THAT POSSESS 90% OF WEALTH OFF THE BACKS OF MIDDLE CLASS LABOR ISTG IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED
February 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
STOP BEING MAD AT TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS AND START BEING MAD AT THE WET SOCKS THAT POSSESS 90% OF WEALTH OFF THE BACKS OF MIDDLE CLASS LABOR ISTG IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED
People need to re-learn the art of some vague politeness. Mostly just the basics. "Please", "Thank You", and "Excuse Me"
February 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
People need to re-learn the art of some vague politeness. Mostly just the basics. "Please", "Thank You", and "Excuse Me"
Also just really tired of being an autistic-y person in a "this religion makes zero sense and I have REASONS"world
February 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Also just really tired of being an autistic-y person in a "this religion makes zero sense and I have REASONS"world
If you do not understand what "it is finished" as one of Christ's last words means, then you didnt pay attention in Jesus school
February 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
If you do not understand what "it is finished" as one of Christ's last words means, then you didnt pay attention in Jesus school
Christ would have loved queer people.
Fight me.
With scripture from the New Testament because when Christ died the Old Testament was written off.
Come at me. Honestly.
(Also Jesus said just love. So go eat a dirty, unwiped, homophobicn straight man ass)
Fight me.
With scripture from the New Testament because when Christ died the Old Testament was written off.
Come at me. Honestly.
(Also Jesus said just love. So go eat a dirty, unwiped, homophobicn straight man ass)
February 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Christ would have loved queer people.
Fight me.
With scripture from the New Testament because when Christ died the Old Testament was written off.
Come at me. Honestly.
(Also Jesus said just love. So go eat a dirty, unwiped, homophobicn straight man ass)
Fight me.
With scripture from the New Testament because when Christ died the Old Testament was written off.
Come at me. Honestly.
(Also Jesus said just love. So go eat a dirty, unwiped, homophobicn straight man ass)
Is it just me, or does it feel like people just throw numbers around in regard to the economy?
"It costs 66 billion in untaxed labor" "We lose 84 billion due to overspending on staplers".
Idk. It all just feels willy-nilly to me.
"It costs 66 billion in untaxed labor" "We lose 84 billion due to overspending on staplers".
Idk. It all just feels willy-nilly to me.
January 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Is it just me, or does it feel like people just throw numbers around in regard to the economy?
"It costs 66 billion in untaxed labor" "We lose 84 billion due to overspending on staplers".
Idk. It all just feels willy-nilly to me.
"It costs 66 billion in untaxed labor" "We lose 84 billion due to overspending on staplers".
Idk. It all just feels willy-nilly to me.
If you gotta do the lil "clap/cheer" motions during an audience judged competition, you're not going to win.
Don't bully (or guilt idk) people into responding to your presence more positively.
It is what it is. Take the L or whatever. Jeez.
Don't bully (or guilt idk) people into responding to your presence more positively.
It is what it is. Take the L or whatever. Jeez.
January 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
If you gotta do the lil "clap/cheer" motions during an audience judged competition, you're not going to win.
Don't bully (or guilt idk) people into responding to your presence more positively.
It is what it is. Take the L or whatever. Jeez.
Don't bully (or guilt idk) people into responding to your presence more positively.
It is what it is. Take the L or whatever. Jeez.
Neurospicy child in Christian household that actively contradicts Christ's teachings --> Atheist/Agnostic adult with empathetic, Christ-like politics pipeline.
January 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Neurospicy child in Christian household that actively contradicts Christ's teachings --> Atheist/Agnostic adult with empathetic, Christ-like politics pipeline.
Never really was a twooter before, but I guess I'll try here.
So. We having fun yet?
So. We having fun yet?
January 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Never really was a twooter before, but I guess I'll try here.
So. We having fun yet?
So. We having fun yet?