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Blair (QP)
@queerportents.bsky.social
120 followers 110 following 380 posts
31, he/any pronouns.

Streamer, writer, Olympic-level video game complainer.

Catch me on AO3 at: https://archiveofourown.org/users/TopDogAnime
Or on Twitch at: https://www.twitch.tv/queerportents

Icon: https://bsky.app/profile/gummi35hark.com
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It *did* seem kind of odd that King of Fighters 16 starts with this screen
An edit of the iconic "Winners Don't Do Drugs" screen that many arcade games in the early 90s started with. A black screen, with the Department of Justice logo in the middle. Text below shows a quote from Donald Trump regarding the murder of Saudi journalist Khashoggi, claiming of Saudi Prince MBS' involvement, despite U.S. intelligence claims, "He knew nothing about it, and we can leave it at that."
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Just finished reading From Hell (the graphic novel)
A horse stares out into the horizon, standing in the middle of a beach. Text above in all caps reads MAN, implying a melancholy and introspective mood.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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The comic book character The Joker glares at the camera within a black void. Next to him is text, implied to be a quote from him. It reads "All it takes is one bad [Katamari cow image] to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That is how far the world is from where I am. One. Bad. [Katamari cow image]."
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Made my first ever jack-o-lantern today, with the promise to myself that I'll make one every year, so I gotta keep going
A spooky jack-o-lantern on top of a stove. The lights are turned off so you can see the glowing light of the candle inside. A spooky jack-o-lantern on top of a stove. The lights are turned on but the candlelight is still visible, whoa!
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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My parents: Why aren't you working hard enough to find jobs

Me in the job market rn:

(I literally applied for an apprenticeship fixing tractors, I'm SO down bad for work in a way their "got a university professor job in the 90s" asses could not understand)
The cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants stands in visible concern in the middle of a grotty haunted-looking hotel hallway from Silent Hill.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Speaking of World of Darkness, this remains one of my favourite covers. Just the idea of this Count Dracula mf going "Yeah, I'mma sic the boys on 'em, bleh."
Cover for World of Darkness: Mafia, described as "An Organized Crime Sourcebook for the World of Darkness." The art displays a graveyard at night, with a vampiric-looking fellow with glowing eyes and fangs clutching the statue of an angel. In front of him are two men with baseball bats just beating the snot out of some poor hapless guy, crouched down on the ground.
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Somehow...
Two screenshots of the character Poe Dameron from Star Wars, standing in centre-frame. In the first screenshot he stares ahead, before looking down and closing his eyes in the second, almost exasperated. The scene referenced is a notorious one from Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker where he states "Somehow, Palpatine returned."
October 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Chillin' in the fop pad today
A hotel door with a sign that reads Fox's Lair, a lovely fox painted on the right of the sign.
October 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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A large crab shoots a smaller crab with laser-beam eyes, blowing it up. Text reads, "silence, Nitpicker".
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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How tf are they gonna go up against Keir "We need policies, not ideology!" Starmer and proceed to have the most baffling mix of inconsistent voices and attitudes for a presumed party advocating for the left
A picture of an absolutely confuzzled looking kitten staring at the camera. Text reads "think twice? bro, I didn't even think once."
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Screenshot from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. A graphics bug has caused the protagonist's eyes to extend outwards, like they REALLY gotta get a good look at this.
September 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Hey can Granblue folks help me with comp advice? I'm trying to run these four because of their synergy, but every turn they keep insisting that "I don't care about that!"

Is it a grid issue maybe?
Screenshot of the party roster menu in the mobile game Granblue Fantasy. Instead of the usual characters, the four members of Weezer are shown, in their iconic Blue Album pose of just sort of standing there in a line-up.
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Saw a "What flavor is your sona" prompt and you *know* I got that Big Bitch-itis in me
Image of Blair's fursona. A tanuki with big honkers, long brown hair, and sleepy green eyes, wearing a black shirt with a Stay Trashy design featuring a raccoon. Image of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, holding a massive sandwich bigger than his head, ready to dig into that thing.
September 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Thinking about men today
Panel from the webcomic VG Cats. Pink anthro-cat Aeris lies in bed, eyes closed with a big smile on her face, gripping the sheet in bliss.
August 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Screencap from the movie Black Panther, where the protagonist T'Challa instructs others. to 'Get this man a shield'. It has now been edited so that T'Challa turns to look back and raise his finger, with the text below reading "Get this fops a tummy meds."
August 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Edited screenshot of a facebook comment and reply. Comment from D.K. reads "Cranky is drowning," while Dixie's reply coldly states "This ain't about him".
August 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Half the population of America by the end of the year
Screencap from the gacha-visual novel-RPG Granblue Fantasy. The character Carmelina states "Huh, so this is what a prison cell feels like."
August 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Screencap from the test results of a civil service aptitude test. Text reads "Overall Score: Your overall test score is at the 1st percentile. This means that you scored better than 1% of all the test takers in the comparison group. The score is based on how you responded to all of the questions presented in the test." A bar going from 0 to 100 puts the dot in the 0 to 10 percentile.
August 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Playing Peacock vs Fighting Peacock
Two pictures side-by-side of actor Giancarlo Esposito. He laughs cheerfully in the first photo, while the second photo has zoomed in slightly, the lighting turning sinister, as he stares into the distance with a haunting expression.
August 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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A princess like Peach and Daisy, feared for your technical and high-damage combos and edgeguarding skills.
Screencap from the Smash wiki page for Princess Peach, reads thusly. "Peach, alongside her Echo Fighter Daisy, is ranked 11th out of 82 on the current tier list, placing her right in the middle of the S- tier. This is a notable improvement from her 20th out of 54 placement in SSB4, and is her best placement in the series. Peach's ability to float turns what would be a modest moveset into a major threat in the hands of top-level players. The ability to maintain her vertical position through floating makes for an amazing movement option and recovery tool, while also assisting in some of the most damaging combos in the game. Her Vegetable is an outstanding and versatile item projectile that aids with combos, edgeguarding, and occasionally zoning. Her edgeguarding is also amazing thanks to the aforementioned float, allowing her to go far offstage with little risk, or hover near the ledge to line up and threaten foes with attacks with relative ease. By floating right above the ground, Peach can effectively turn her air attacks into ground attacks. This ground-level floating also bypasses Ultimate's short-hop multiplier and makes it easier to land right after using an aerial and optimize its shield safety and pressure. All in all, this gives Peach one of the best aerial games in Ultimate."
August 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Engaging in that REAL SHIT I see
Cover for the TV series "detectorists." The main protagonists, a pair of middle-aged men with tea-cups in hand, stand looking at the camera. A wall behind them features U.K. flags. A tag to the side reads "As seen on the BBC."
August 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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New icon courtesy of @gummi35hark.com, who once hit a leg SO stanky that it rearranged several stars into a fruitier constellation, so you know you gotta follow them and show them all your support!!!
Art of QueerPortents from the waist up. White person with curling brown hair going down to the shoulders, bangs swept to one side. Their hands are steepled together, and they have sparkles in their eyes. They are wearing a cute orange blouse, and jeans that go all the way to the belly. The background is of white and light brown stripes with big white sparkles.
July 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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When the race gets serious
July 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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As a kid, I thought Darth Nihilus was cool as fuck because it was this black-robed emo mf with a sick skull-mask.

As an adult, I think Darth Nihilus is cool as fuck because it's literally a formless void and like... Yeah, I wish I could be a formless void creature too.

And I still love the design.
Screenshot from the video-game Knights of the Old Republic II. A starship with massive windows looking out into space. To the left is Darth Nihilus, a black-robed figure with a white mask in the style of a skull. To the right kneels Visa Marr, his apprentice, in a crimson robe.
June 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM