My kid is an HONOR STUDENT at HIGH SCHOOL and she will LIVE TO REGRET IT

*my corpse slumped on the horn like a gta npc*

if 9/11 didn't happen in philadelphia then how come theres no twin towers there now?

that's what i'm counting on 🫠

oh yeah if you're so strong why don't we arm wrestle? if you're so strong why don't you pick me up? why don't you just pick me up and throw me if you're so strong?

When you die it starts playing that edit of Ring of Fire where every line has been changed to "I fell down"

1 in 1000 random chance that it will be Trent Reznor

making screenshots of obvious jokes people have been banned for with the caption "Ceci n'est pas une menace"

T he US D epart me n t o f Kemi n g

"full steam VR catalog" after it seems like they're just talking about games, but it's not entirely clear