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queenoftheundone.bsky.social
Soup Spoon
@queenoftheundone.bsky.social
Your favorite neurotic asexual 🩷
They/them
Very friendly, loves friendship as a concept
Trains cats, has two 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
Just a big ball of sunshine 🌦️
ITS ABOUT TO SNOW HERE IN HOUSTON PEEPS 😩
IM ABOUT TO BE ON MY WORST BEHAVIOR
January 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
There's people in the hospital waiting room with me laughing at my weight and I want to get so aggressive 😔
December 30, 2024 at 6:09 PM
December 29, 2024 at 8:57 PM
December 29, 2024 at 8:57 PM
This year had some bad points, but this has been the first year in a very long time that's been kind to me 😊 I'm actually looking forward to 2025
December 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Got released from the hospital today! Needed surgery from the emergency room!
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Controversial cat statement! 🐈
I purchase my cat's yearly vaccinations online and administer them at home. I don't recommend it for everyone, but it's a significantly cheaper option for me.
December 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
It's been a GREAT ONE THIS YEAR
December 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PEEPS 🎈🎉
I thought of something funnier than 24...
25!!!! 🎂🎂🎂

If you want to give me a gift or a snack here's my tag!
$jasmclay
December 11, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Oh boy, my birthday is in 1hr
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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In case you didn't know, librarians are educated professionals with a master's degree and don't just willy nilly buy any old books for their libraries.
December 8, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Aside from the trouble paying for my rent/cat food.... Things have been going very well for me
Suspiciously well
I'm a bit scared how good things are
December 7, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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Hello friendos

Your librarian here with the library tip

Your library might have a collection of Useful Things you can check out for personal use. Anything from tools to baking pans to garden seeds to home projectors to toys to science kits to sports equipment to music instruments. Take a look!
December 6, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I love exams like this
I walked out of the exam certain I failed again

Reader, I got a 97%
December 7, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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I lost my gag reflex by deep throating garlic bread
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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“I have too many books”
-judgemental
-boring
-implies impulse-control issues

“The books... they have me.”
- mysterious
- occult
- implies you are at the mercy of a library of books that have gained sentience and are holding you hostage

#readingcommunity
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Next year, I begin my medical assistant schooling
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M READY, I ALREADY SIGNED UP IT'S KINDA TOO LATE TO BACK OUT NOW
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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a biscotti and latte kind of morning
December 7, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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‪Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?‬
December 7, 2024 at 12:39 PM
🥴 my stummy gets such a particular level of upset when I have vape and coffee as part of a meal
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Another view of PB in her beautiful dress last night
December 6, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I turned around during work to talk to PB and CACKLED
I FORGOT SHE WAS IN A DRESS
December 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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before coffee: fuck. this. shit.

after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.
December 3, 2024 at 1:37 PM