Queen Laura 𓅮 the trashfire monarch
@queenlaura.bsky.social
35 Professional tiddie enjoyer, Oklahoman, prospective muscle mommy in the making 🔞 $laurascobb crypto and AI bros DNI, i reskeet all mutual aid requests https://gofund.me/49cc2925 one/ones
Was anyone going to tell me that they are just shitposting with the kitchen nightmares thumbnails now?
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Was anyone going to tell me that they are just shitposting with the kitchen nightmares thumbnails now?
The intersection of thing you would to be to find this image as funny as i do is really small, first you would need to like kingdom hearts, second you would need to speak Portuguese, and lastly you would need to be as dumb as i am, so thats like three people i think
September 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The intersection of thing you would to be to find this image as funny as i do is really small, first you would need to like kingdom hearts, second you would need to speak Portuguese, and lastly you would need to be as dumb as i am, so thats like three people i think
I cooked with this one
August 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I cooked with this one
Something one of my partners said inspired this...
Enjoy
Enjoy
August 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Something one of my partners said inspired this...
Enjoy
Enjoy
21 to 24 days until my next check, at least I'll probably lose some weight i guess
August 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
21 to 24 days until my next check, at least I'll probably lose some weight i guess
Do you remember that one time Superman dressed up as a "witchdoctor" while in the jungles of Africa in an effort to make Jimmy Olsen marry a gorilla as a joke?
I do, i remember that
I do, i remember that
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Do you remember that one time Superman dressed up as a "witchdoctor" while in the jungles of Africa in an effort to make Jimmy Olsen marry a gorilla as a joke?
I do, i remember that
I do, i remember that
It's going to be REALLY not great today
July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's going to be REALLY not great today
Why is it that the hottest clocky trans women always look exactly like this?
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Why is it that the hottest clocky trans women always look exactly like this?
BEHOLD
THE FEMALE GAZE
THE FEMALE GAZE
July 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
BEHOLD
THE FEMALE GAZE
THE FEMALE GAZE
If anyone were so inclined to slide me some funds to get dinner with i would greatly appreciate it ♡
July 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If anyone were so inclined to slide me some funds to get dinner with i would greatly appreciate it ♡
Gaze upon my sassy little boi, I love him with every fiber of my being
July 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Gaze upon my sassy little boi, I love him with every fiber of my being
Be careful what you say
July 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Be careful what you say
Anyone wanna throw like $20 in my direction, pic related
$laurascobb
$laurascobb
May 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Anyone wanna throw like $20 in my direction, pic related
$laurascobb
$laurascobb
Look at him, my sweet baby boy
May 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Look at him, my sweet baby boy
Theydies and gentlethems i present to you, the american wünderwaffe
May 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Theydies and gentlethems i present to you, the american wünderwaffe
They need to buy a new tube of Graham they are almost out
May 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They need to buy a new tube of Graham they are almost out
Mocked up an album cover for a band that does not yet exist out of a photo i took of a tooth i got extacted a while ago, not peak work yet but i think it goes pretty hard CW:censored photo of freshly extracted tooth
May 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Mocked up an album cover for a band that does not yet exist out of a photo i took of a tooth i got extacted a while ago, not peak work yet but i think it goes pretty hard CW:censored photo of freshly extracted tooth
I swear im fucking cooking today
May 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I swear im fucking cooking today
Shaking my fists in the air yelling CAPITALISM, like i am Kirk at the end of Wrath of Kahn
April 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Shaking my fists in the air yelling CAPITALISM, like i am Kirk at the end of Wrath of Kahn
Big fundraising stream tonight yall
April 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Big fundraising stream tonight yall
One of my teeth just split in half T-T
CW:broke tooth, no blood present
CW:broke tooth, no blood present
April 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
One of my teeth just split in half T-T
CW:broke tooth, no blood present
CW:broke tooth, no blood present