Queen Laura 𓅮 the trashfire monarch
@queenlaura.bsky.social
35 Professional tiddie enjoyer, Oklahoman, prospective muscle mommy in the making 🔞 $laurascobb crypto and AI bros DNI, i reskeet all mutual aid requests https://gofund.me/49cc2925 one/ones
I fucking stg if i don't get out of here soon im gonna do a swan dive off the top of Devon tower
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I fucking stg if i don't get out of here soon im gonna do a swan dive off the top of Devon tower
If you have a handicapped family member and you use their placard to get good parking when they arent with you, you deserve to boil in the deepest pits of hell
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you have a handicapped family member and you use their placard to get good parking when they arent with you, you deserve to boil in the deepest pits of hell
Istg if i dont get a new disposable vape soon ill bash my own skull in with a rock, its been several days, i NEED nicotine
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Istg if i dont get a new disposable vape soon ill bash my own skull in with a rock, its been several days, i NEED nicotine
Reminder that fighting for an ideal that isnt necessarily fully acheiveable isnt a flaw, its a belief that things can always get better, no matter how good things get
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Reminder that fighting for an ideal that isnt necessarily fully acheiveable isnt a flaw, its a belief that things can always get better, no matter how good things get
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This Just In: Girl destroys herself at Gym, feels better.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This Just In: Girl destroys herself at Gym, feels better.
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Excuse me: bb turtles
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Excuse me: bb turtles
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Its sex worker Saturday! If you enjoy the way i make the TL a little bit more horny please tip me or support me by liking and reposting my stuff I really need it 💕
If you are a certified gooner check out my sites, currently running a sale 🫣
If you are a certified gooner check out my sites, currently running a sale 🫣
October 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Its sex worker Saturday! If you enjoy the way i make the TL a little bit more horny please tip me or support me by liking and reposting my stuff I really need it 💕
If you are a certified gooner check out my sites, currently running a sale 🫣
If you are a certified gooner check out my sites, currently running a sale 🫣
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Collab comm WIP w/ @ependa.bsky.social for @cammiecrossfox.bsky.social
Quite pleased w/ how this one is turning out ngl~ ❤️
Quite pleased w/ how this one is turning out ngl~ ❤️
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Collab comm WIP w/ @ependa.bsky.social for @cammiecrossfox.bsky.social
Quite pleased w/ how this one is turning out ngl~ ❤️
Quite pleased w/ how this one is turning out ngl~ ❤️
Sad that i cant just post an mp3 on here, i have a perfectly cut clip of Cruz the other day standing up for pedophiles, im sure someone here could turn that into a masterpiece but now we will never know
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sad that i cant just post an mp3 on here, i have a perfectly cut clip of Cruz the other day standing up for pedophiles, im sure someone here could turn that into a masterpiece but now we will never know
Just watched a film from 1977 called the invincible armor, it is about a guy that fights real good who was framed for murder, then he has to go get revenge on a man whos weak spot is his balls
September 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Just watched a film from 1977 called the invincible armor, it is about a guy that fights real good who was framed for murder, then he has to go get revenge on a man whos weak spot is his balls
Was anyone going to tell me that they are just shitposting with the kitchen nightmares thumbnails now?
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Was anyone going to tell me that they are just shitposting with the kitchen nightmares thumbnails now?
The intersection of thing you would to be to find this image as funny as i do is really small, first you would need to like kingdom hearts, second you would need to speak Portuguese, and lastly you would need to be as dumb as i am, so thats like three people i think
September 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The intersection of thing you would to be to find this image as funny as i do is really small, first you would need to like kingdom hearts, second you would need to speak Portuguese, and lastly you would need to be as dumb as i am, so thats like three people i think
What if god was Italian American, can you inagine? Like hes up there crafting a new tranny and he just leans back and just goes "buowtiful"
September 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What if god was Italian American, can you inagine? Like hes up there crafting a new tranny and he just leans back and just goes "buowtiful"
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If you wonder what extent the GOP will go to rig US elections, India's right already laid the groundwork for them in the "world's largest democracy". *6.5 million* eligible voters purged from rolls in 1 state. Trump dreams of this.
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/b...
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/b...
Over 65 lakh voters left out of Bihar draft voter roll, highest from Patna: EC
The SIR's findings have reduced the total number of 7.9 crore registered voters in Bihar, from before the exercise, to 7.24 crore.
www.hindustantimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you wonder what extent the GOP will go to rig US elections, India's right already laid the groundwork for them in the "world's largest democracy". *6.5 million* eligible voters purged from rolls in 1 state. Trump dreams of this.
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/b...
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/b...
I cooked with this one
August 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I cooked with this one
Something one of my partners said inspired this...
Enjoy
Enjoy
August 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Something one of my partners said inspired this...
Enjoy
Enjoy
Bluesky.... i ask you... does Steven Tyler NOT look like she is about to offer you tea while she wastes your entire afternoon telling you which rocks are gonna use moon magic to get you laid?
One of my partners and I are arguing over whether Steven Tyler is Elder Lesbian coded OR Steven Tyler has Elder TBoy Swag.
August 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bluesky.... i ask you... does Steven Tyler NOT look like she is about to offer you tea while she wastes your entire afternoon telling you which rocks are gonna use moon magic to get you laid?
I need to get back on my meds so fucking bad, the ideation is hitting so fucking bad right now
August 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I need to get back on my meds so fucking bad, the ideation is hitting so fucking bad right now
If anyone wants to help i take donations through cashapp $laurascobb
21 to 24 days until my next check, at least I'll probably lose some weight i guess
August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If anyone wants to help i take donations through cashapp $laurascobb
21 to 24 days until my next check, at least I'll probably lose some weight i guess
August 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
21 to 24 days until my next check, at least I'll probably lose some weight i guess
Do you remember that one time Superman dressed up as a "witchdoctor" while in the jungles of Africa in an effort to make Jimmy Olsen marry a gorilla as a joke?
I do, i remember that
I do, i remember that
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Do you remember that one time Superman dressed up as a "witchdoctor" while in the jungles of Africa in an effort to make Jimmy Olsen marry a gorilla as a joke?
I do, i remember that
I do, i remember that
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I dont get paid monday at the earliest, next wednesday if im really unlucky, if anyone could send me just a little for food until then, i would deeply appreciate it
I keep having panic attacks because of being out of money, and because of the heat, i just need enough to cover about the next week, if anyone could help it would be greatly appreciated
If anyone were so inclined to slide me some funds to get dinner with i would greatly appreciate it ♡
July 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I dont get paid monday at the earliest, next wednesday if im really unlucky, if anyone could send me just a little for food until then, i would deeply appreciate it
I dont get paid monday at the earliest, next wednesday if im really unlucky, if anyone could send me just a little for food until then, i would deeply appreciate it
I keep having panic attacks because of being out of money, and because of the heat, i just need enough to cover about the next week, if anyone could help it would be greatly appreciated
If anyone were so inclined to slide me some funds to get dinner with i would greatly appreciate it ♡
July 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I dont get paid monday at the earliest, next wednesday if im really unlucky, if anyone could send me just a little for food until then, i would deeply appreciate it