eulalia
@queeneulalia.bsky.social
she/her/hers/joe/G. fuckery whisperer. baroness of bullshit. jill of all trades & mistress of none. i have the nerve to walk my own way. © zora neale hurston
today's (12/4) good things: sciencing an infused blackberry yuzu sparkling beverage, purchased during a trip to andersonville wine and spirits a few days ago. also loving my new mug from @nicolefalls.bsky.social that legit made me laugh out loud when i unwrapped it because it's so spot on.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
today's (12/4) good things: sciencing an infused blackberry yuzu sparkling beverage, purchased during a trip to andersonville wine and spirits a few days ago. also loving my new mug from @nicolefalls.bsky.social that legit made me laugh out loud when i unwrapped it because it's so spot on.
can confirm. happy sunday, friends.
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
can confirm. happy sunday, friends.
must be a different definition of "tame" that i don't know about because this shit is anything but tame🤦🏾♀️
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
must be a different definition of "tame" that i don't know about because this shit is anything but tame🤦🏾♀️
thanks, we hate it😫
October 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
thanks, we hate it😫
one bonus of having 5011 hospitality friends and bartender boos is that i have options for pre-gaming before the opera. i absolutely love this for me.
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
one bonus of having 5011 hospitality friends and bartender boos is that i have options for pre-gaming before the opera. i absolutely love this for me.
yeah, about that...
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
yeah, about that...
undisclosed location. this old-fashioned tastes like i'm really glad i'm off until wednesday because holy shit what a week.
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
undisclosed location. this old-fashioned tastes like i'm really glad i'm off until wednesday because holy shit what a week.
scott hanson: can we go to the octobox?
me: yes, please, and thank you🏈🙌🏾
me: yes, please, and thank you🏈🙌🏾
September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
scott hanson: can we go to the octobox?
me: yes, please, and thank you🏈🙌🏾
me: yes, please, and thank you🏈🙌🏾
we did, and folks said that we were overreacting and that things couldn't or wouldn't be as horrific as we said they'd be. so much for trusting and believing in black women.
September 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
we did, and folks said that we were overreacting and that things couldn't or wouldn't be as horrific as we said they'd be. so much for trusting and believing in black women.
me too, calendar. same also as well.
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
me too, calendar. same also as well.
undisclosed location. i refuse to watch bears games sober because, well, have you met the chicago bears?🤦🏾♀️
September 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
undisclosed location. i refuse to watch bears games sober because, well, have you met the chicago bears?🤦🏾♀️
undisclosed location. drinking malört and ice water after getting my 5g flu and covid shots. just another friday night in the hellhole that is chicago. 😎
September 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
undisclosed location. drinking malört and ice water after getting my 5g flu and covid shots. just another friday night in the hellhole that is chicago. 😎
now more than ever, because damned if i let *gestures vaguely* this be the thing that ends me.
September 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
now more than ever, because damned if i let *gestures vaguely* this be the thing that ends me.
cc: the current administration
September 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
cc: the current administration
first red zone octobox of the season. we are so back. 😍
September 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
first red zone octobox of the season. we are so back. 😍
the calendar has spoken. happy friday!
September 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the calendar has spoken. happy friday!
pretty sure that's how we wound up here, so...nah.
September 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
pretty sure that's how we wound up here, so...nah.
me, going to work instead of watching tennis
August 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
me, going to work instead of watching tennis
undisclosed location. celebrating national prosecco day.
August 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
undisclosed location. celebrating national prosecco day.