eulalia
@queeneulalia.bsky.social
she/her/hers/joe/G. fuckery whisperer. baroness of bullshit. jill of all trades & mistress of none. i have the nerve to walk my own way. © zora neale hurston
i feel your pain, eagles fans. 😭
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i feel your pain, eagles fans. 😭
flipping between the monsters feed for overtime monday night football and bob ross. this counts as another good thing for today and i love this for me, lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
flipping between the monsters feed for overtime monday night football and bob ross. this counts as another good thing for today and i love this for me, lol
come on whimsy! (cc: @tatispumati.bsky.social)
I think there is enough social economy around things and people we don't like...
I wanna get to the things that bring us joy
I wanna get to the things that bring us joy
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
come on whimsy! (cc: @tatispumati.bsky.social)
tired: 5am hot flashes
wired: hot flashes at 2am, 4am, and 5am
why are bodies? what is sleep? 😫
wired: hot flashes at 2am, 4am, and 5am
why are bodies? what is sleep? 😫
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
tired: 5am hot flashes
wired: hot flashes at 2am, 4am, and 5am
why are bodies? what is sleep? 😫
wired: hot flashes at 2am, 4am, and 5am
why are bodies? what is sleep? 😫
thankful for people who understand that gift wrapping is not my ministry. may the creator of gift bags be forever blessed, amen.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
thankful for people who understand that gift wrapping is not my ministry. may the creator of gift bags be forever blessed, amen.
this habit has been ingrained in me since high school and as much as i've tried to break it, i still do this a couple two tree times a week
poll: do you choose a specific outfit for the next day before going to bed
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this habit has been ingrained in me since high school and as much as i've tried to break it, i still do this a couple two tree times a week
it's been a while since i've had a commute that was so exhausting and overstimulating that it made me look forward to getting to the office. good grief.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
it's been a while since i've had a commute that was so exhausting and overstimulating that it made me look forward to getting to the office. good grief.
it's december 1 - welcome to #alldecembereverything! for my birthday month this year, i'm going to try to track at least one good thing in my life, or something that brings me joy, every day in december. stay tuned!
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
it's december 1 - welcome to #alldecembereverything! for my birthday month this year, i'm going to try to track at least one good thing in my life, or something that brings me joy, every day in december. stay tuned!
another black friday with bff is in the books AND the bears won? i love this for me! 🙌🏾
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
another black friday with bff is in the books AND the bears won? i love this for me! 🙌🏾
@tatispumati.bsky.social i'm seeing coquito all up and down my ig feed and i love this for us, lol. tis the season!
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@tatispumati.bsky.social i'm seeing coquito all up and down my ig feed and i love this for us, lol. tis the season!
mimosas now, malörtsgiving later. happy happy gobble gobble!
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
mimosas now, malörtsgiving later. happy happy gobble gobble!
i told someone yesterday that i'm over my hot flashes waking me up at 5am, so today my body decided to go full "girl, fuck you" with a 4:30am sinus headache, nostrils that couldn't decide if they were stopped up or full of post-nasal drip, nausea, AND a hot flash.
why are bodies? 😫
why are bodies? 😫
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i told someone yesterday that i'm over my hot flashes waking me up at 5am, so today my body decided to go full "girl, fuck you" with a 4:30am sinus headache, nostrils that couldn't decide if they were stopped up or full of post-nasal drip, nausea, AND a hot flash.
why are bodies? 😫
why are bodies? 😫
somehow managed to trigger myself into some family trauma/dysfunctionality while starting my thanksgiving prep. good thing i already had a drink handy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
somehow managed to trigger myself into some family trauma/dysfunctionality while starting my thanksgiving prep. good thing i already had a drink handy.
spelling my name wrong in an email telling me about a typo that i didn't even make is just...🤦🏾♀️🤬
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
spelling my name wrong in an email telling me about a typo that i didn't even make is just...🤦🏾♀️🤬
northwestern football won, northwestern field hockey won (back-to-back champs!), and the bears...won? what is even happening?
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
northwestern football won, northwestern field hockey won (back-to-back champs!), and the bears...won? what is even happening?
my fridge and freezer are full due to thanksgiving prep and i'm trying not to get emotional about it, but it really wasn't that long ago when your girl was out here unhoused and basically living out of a suitcase. 🥹🙌🏾
a woman in a black dress is dancing with a microphone in a church .
Alt: a woman in a black dress is dancing with a microphone in a church
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
my fridge and freezer are full due to thanksgiving prep and i'm trying not to get emotional about it, but it really wasn't that long ago when your girl was out here unhoused and basically living out of a suitcase. 🥹🙌🏾
@lukealexdavis.co.uk happy birthday! 🎂💜
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@lukealexdavis.co.uk happy birthday! 🎂💜
saw this at the chicago international film festival and...yes.
Real ballers know Hedda Gabler !
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
saw this at the chicago international film festival and...yes.
tis the season for potlucks at work. i don't know these people well enough to even consider participating, which is probably for the best because why does everything smell like unseasoned and unwashed sadness?
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
tis the season for potlucks at work. i don't know these people well enough to even consider participating, which is probably for the best because why does everything smell like unseasoned and unwashed sadness?
just realized that i have shortened work weeks from now through the end of the year and i love this for me so very much, lol
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
just realized that i have shortened work weeks from now through the end of the year and i love this for me so very much, lol
Reposted by eulalia
"The cyclists arrive at sunrise, rolling through Chicago’s Latino neighborhoods and stopping at tamale carts, elote stands & candy stalls. They buy out every last item — every tamale, every corn cob, every bundle of sweets. Then they load up the food and deliver it to shelters and families in need."
wgntv.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"The cyclists arrive at sunrise, rolling through Chicago’s Latino neighborhoods and stopping at tamale carts, elote stands & candy stalls. They buy out every last item — every tamale, every corn cob, every bundle of sweets. Then they load up the food and deliver it to shelters and families in need."
today in unsolicited comments at work:
teammate, via email: i owe you a good bottle of bourbon.
sales rep, via email: go treat yourself to a frozen margarita and send me the bill.
boss, via teams chat: tgif. libations await.
so yeah, work's been going great, thanks for asking.🙃
teammate, via email: i owe you a good bottle of bourbon.
sales rep, via email: go treat yourself to a frozen margarita and send me the bill.
boss, via teams chat: tgif. libations await.
so yeah, work's been going great, thanks for asking.🙃
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
today in unsolicited comments at work:
teammate, via email: i owe you a good bottle of bourbon.
sales rep, via email: go treat yourself to a frozen margarita and send me the bill.
boss, via teams chat: tgif. libations await.
so yeah, work's been going great, thanks for asking.🙃
teammate, via email: i owe you a good bottle of bourbon.
sales rep, via email: go treat yourself to a frozen margarita and send me the bill.
boss, via teams chat: tgif. libations await.
so yeah, work's been going great, thanks for asking.🙃
there's an article about "expected behaviors at holiday parties" on the corporate intranet and i'm amused because i haven't gone to a work holiday party since the before times. they're usually scheduled during my birthday vacation and none of them ever sound appealing enough to make an effort, lol
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
there's an article about "expected behaviors at holiday parties" on the corporate intranet and i'm amused because i haven't gone to a work holiday party since the before times. they're usually scheduled during my birthday vacation and none of them ever sound appealing enough to make an effort, lol